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[GORDON]

This should increase in proportion to the population & inversely proportional to common sense of said population.

Should rise steadily.

Yeah... there's so many of them. 300 million people in the US, let's just assume equally distributed (although clearly tends towards youth) from 0 to 80, that's 2 million females per year... 16-21 means 12 million women in that age range, just in the US.

Yeah, lots of those pics.

Also, remember that cellphone cams, digital cams, etc just get more and more popular/cheaper.

Plus, generally the uggos aren't taking these pics.... or they just aren't getting circulated.

I'm guessing the guy who takes/is sent these pics is hiding them out of embarrassment, as opposed to, "HEY GUYS, CHECK OUT THIS BABE I'M BANGING!"

[TheCatt]

No uggos? So.... about 100,000 women.

One day, when really bored and in college, I decided to see what percent of the women I found attractive at UNC. I can't remember which number it was, but out of the next 100 women that passed, it was either 3 or 7.

[GORDON]

Yeah but they were 100% of the latinas, right?

[Paul]

One thing I noticed in college, the first few weeks there were hot women all over the place.

But the further into the semester it got, the uglier the women got. I think it's a mixture of me getting used to the women, and them not giving a damn about their appearance any more.



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[TheCatt]

One thing I noticed in college, the first few weeks there were hot women all over the place.

But the further into the semester it got, the uglier the women got. I think it's a mixture of me getting used to the women, and them not giving a damn about their appearance any more.

Yeah, this was senior year.

I wonder what I'd think now.

[TPRJones]

One day, when really bored and in college, I decided to see what percent of the women I found attractive at UNC. I can't remember which number it was, but out of the next 100 women that passed, it was either 3 or 7.

I made a similar study once as well. My number was 86 out of 100. So either I went to a much better school, or I'm not picky.

[Paul]

I'd estimate that at the beginning of the fall semester, most women were attractive. Maybe 75% at my college.
But by the end of the semester that number dropped to 33% (maybe 25% depending on the class/location) and they traded an extra 15 minutes sleep for makeup, and wore sweatpants instead of skirts.

Now, visiting KY the numbers were different. I'd say maybe 20% were attractive at most. Maybe 10%. There's a lot more fat people here, and they seem to get fatter during the winter. Since there's no "real" winter in CA I think women tended to take better care of themselves throughout the year, whereas in states with colder winters they tend to let themselves go because bulky clothes cover up most of the "damage." Then when it's summer they're not able to lose all the weight. Then when winter rolls around again they begin the cycle all over again.

I never heard "during the winter I never shaved my legs" stories in CA.



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[TPRJones]

...and they traded an extra 15 minutes sleep for makeup, and wore sweatpants instead of skirts.

See, there's my difference. I like the no-makeup and sweatpants look. As long as they aren't porking up too much, they just get hotter as the semester goes along.

[Leisher]

A book I recently reviewed came up with this theory:

"If you could fuck a woman with no chance of anyone finding out, no chance of pregnancy, no chance of disease, and she disappears immediately after you cum, then 98% of the population becomes fuckable."

I didn't really buy into that, but upon discussing said theory with some classmates last month one admitted to sleeping with a women who weighed in excess of 400 pounds. Apparently, that won him a contest he was in with his friends.

Now if he'd do that knowing he'd tell people, imagine what he'd do if he knew nobody would find out.

I realize there are guys out there who will put there dick into anything, but not me. Maybe it's my experience, my sexual past, good taste, maturity, whatever, but I just couldn't do it with 75%+ of the women I see during my daily life. I mean, I suppose if I had gone without for some time, that would change things, but is that a fair assessment at that point? You don't ask a starving man his opinion on his first meal in weeks because his answer will be "Best food ever".

[Paul]

I knew a guy who "harpooned a whale." He said that he dated her as a favor to a friend, then she sort of dragged him to the bedroom and though he was resistant, she was persistent. He didn't want to insult her by refusing too sternly, so he had to do the deed.
What I remember most was his description of how (in missionary position) he couldn't get both arms on the bed at the same time for balance.

There's a difference between 75% of women you see not being screwable, and the percentage of college women that are do-able. College women not only care a bit more about physical appearance, but their bodies haven't be ravaged by time, Twinkies, or babies.
I took a basketball class one year and I'd say that 100% of the women there were doable.
Of course, in a Wal-Mart the percentage of unscrewable women is probably greater than 80%.

[Leisher]

I'll give you the college thing. I'm looking forward to getting back to classes in a few weeks just so I can see the girls.

[GORDON]

I'll give you the college thing. I'm looking forward to getting back to classes in a few weeks just so I can see the girls.

And you can be that gross old man who oggles the girls.

[Leisher]

There's a bunch of us, so I don't feel so dirty.

[GORDON]

If god didn't want us oggling young chicks he wouldn't keep making young chicks?

[Leisher]

Exactly.

Actually, the school recently moved to a new location which is kind of a bummer as we were located right next to a modeling school. From what I understand the girls (and guys) would change right in front of the windows in years past, but administrators from both schools put a stop to it.

The funny part is that the local school district has bought the old college and will be sending troubled kids there in some sort of locked down school.

Troubled teens next to a modeling school...

I'm betting the modeling school moves or goes under within a year of the local school opening up. They share a parking lot, they're on a strip around an abandoned mall, the only security was provided by the college, and the neighborhood isn't exactly the finest.

[Paul]

Maybe you can hire Oingo Boingo to play your private party?

[Leisher]

Maybe you can hire Oingo Boingo to play your private party?

Do you write for Kimmell too?

I'm just kidding, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[TheCatt]

Back To School, starring Rodney Dangerfield.

Dead Man's Party was one of the songs they played.

[Paul]

Yeah, it was an 80's pop culture reference. Old-fart Rodney Dangerfield goes to college and parties like Spuds MacKenzie on Jolt Cola!
I even hunted down the pic to tone down the obscurity a bit... though I didn't want the pic to be a dead giveaway.



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[TPRJones]

And you can be that gross old man who oggles the girls.

Why do you think I work in higher education? It sure ain't for the crappy salary.