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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:52 pm
by TPRJones
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 6:19 pm
by GORDON
TPR wins the thread.
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 7:15 pm
by TPRJones
You'll notice that they saved the best state's BBQ for last.
BBQ Beef Brisket ftw.
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 7:21 pm
by GORDON
I enjoyed how they said Florida, and showed California...
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 8:39 pm
by TPRJones
Hah! I missed that.
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 8:52 pm
by TheCatt
TPRJones wrote: You'll notice that they saved the best state's BBQ for last.
BBQ Beef Brisket ftw.
I'm pretty sure "longhorn steer" and "big ol' slab of beef" means they were calling you faggots.
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:50 pm
by TPRJones
If that's what it takes to understand the truth about real BBQ, then it's worth the price. I'm not afraid to be gay for beef.
I pity you pork lovers. So misguided.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 1:46 am
by GORDON
When I see that beef "briskit" or whatever it is, I think "roast beef." When I think roast beef, I think Arby's.
Therefore, in my mind, Texas bbq = Arby's.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 6:17 am
by TPRJones
BBQ Brisket is to Roast Beef as BBQ Pork is to Canadian Bacon
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:15 pm
by GORDON
Weird Al sings about Star Wars Episode 1.
I somehow missed this one.
Better than the actual movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-gi4Nt_xxg
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:42 pm
by Malcolm
I got that song's title incorrect at bar trivia one time cos some jack-ass wrote down the wrong answer in the MC's key.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 6:52 pm
by Vince
TPRJones wrote: BBQ Brisket is to Roast Beef as BBQ Pork is to Canadian Bacon
Bah... it's BBQ for Jews.
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 12:45 am
by Leisher
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:58 am
by TPRJones
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:07 am
by TheCatt
There must be some "punching someone is an ejection" rule, but bumping them is ok
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:10 am
by TPRJones
Apparently they are doing some sort of Korean children's game called Chicken Fight. First to fall down looses. And this was a celebrity baseball event with this scripted clearing-the-benches Chicken Fight poking fun at baseball brawls.
Although it was funnier before knowing all of that.
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:10 am
by Leisher
The stands are really empty.
That wouldn't be hard to stage.
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:06 pm
by TheCatt
TPRJones wrote: Apparently they are doing some sort of Korean children's game called Chicken Fight. First to fall down looses. And this was a celebrity baseball event with this scripted clearing-the-benches Chicken Fight poking fun at baseball brawls.
Although it was funnier before knowing all of that.
That's funny either way.
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:42 pm
by GORDON
Awesomest house ever.
"I WILL MURDER YOU" made me lol. Also, did they nail chicks, or what?
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:23 pm
by TPRJones
Lose the chick. Keep the house.