Somehow it comes down to this:
A perfect woman will look in the mirror and only see flaws.
A typical schlubby man will look in the mirror and see a Greek god.
I think men aren't walking around 24/7 feeling self conscious, like women are. Makes them more easy going.
Generally.
"Yeah but women are only like that because of men."
Uh huh.
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"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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There's... different types of maturity. You can be responsible and shit, and still laugh at the kid jokes.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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I laughed. You have to wait for it.
Another cute chuckle.
Another cute chuckle.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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1st one: not a single pit bull.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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I'm still laughing about the first video. The eyes on the dog that's clearly fucked up are hilarious.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Got back from the park. Jump on Twitter to see what's happening in the world and for some reason my feed is full of funny vids.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Heh. Jeebus.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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......... i bet a dollar it's another stealth viral marketing tweet, like the pizza one i mentioned the other day.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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I think you're far more onto something here than in the other thread.
The girl is perfect. She's just attractive enough to draw out the incels, but still unattractive enough to not be a threat to other women. She looks great dolled up as Deanna Troy, but that swimsuit picture reveals a body that has already begun its journey towards 200 pounds.
His "20 years younger comment" strikes me as the biggest evidence of this being bullshit. 1. His photo shows that if he was 20 years younger, she'd be babysitting him. 2. It's a convenient, non-offensive excuse. 3. A married guy would never respond to that girl's post, and certainly would never say something like, "20 years ago."
The girl is perfect. She's just attractive enough to draw out the incels, but still unattractive enough to not be a threat to other women. She looks great dolled up as Deanna Troy, but that swimsuit picture reveals a body that has already begun its journey towards 200 pounds.
His "20 years younger comment" strikes me as the biggest evidence of this being bullshit. 1. His photo shows that if he was 20 years younger, she'd be babysitting him. 2. It's a convenient, non-offensive excuse. 3. A married guy would never respond to that girl's post, and certainly would never say something like, "20 years ago."
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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The guy is married, and graduated college before I did. He's 52 years old.
I think it's real.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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The dude in the picture is 52?!? Old picture or do we need him to stop working on candy and start telling us his secrets?
I still doubt it. No way he responded that way without his wife's approval, which would indicate a more planned response. The blatant advertising also had to be approved because people lose their jobs for spilling product line secrets before companies make official announcements. (Unless they did already. I don't exactly follow whoever makes those clusters.)
Also, true story, those clusters are fucking good. I'm a chocolate guy, but even I can admit those things rule.
I still doubt it. No way he responded that way without his wife's approval, which would indicate a more planned response. The blatant advertising also had to be approved because people lose their jobs for spilling product line secrets before companies make official announcements. (Unless they did already. I don't exactly follow whoever makes those clusters.)
Also, true story, those clusters are fucking good. I'm a chocolate guy, but even I can admit those things rule.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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His tweets went protected after he posted it, cuz it got too popular. I think he's just a dude who likes his product. And probably has a Nerds cluster alert or something for his twitter.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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The job was done? Unintended consequences?
You've got me down to 50/50. I'll 100% believe it if you can find his wife subtweeting anger about his 20 years ago comment.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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lolol. That woman shows up in my twitter on occasion, and has never promoted anything, so I'm leaning real.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Really? What do you guys have in common that she comes up? Politics? Commanders or UNC fans? Does she also enjoy the female form?
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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I follow a couple of sex work or sex work-adjacent accounts (I only follow about 20, most of which are related to AWS/cloud computing), so I assume it's that.
It's not me, it's someone else.