I only remember a bit of this one...
I was in a king-sized bed, lying down under the covers on the right side of the bed. Also in the bed were 4 other hot, clothed, women, the furthest one on the other side being my wife. I was feeling guilty for being in bed with all these women, and then my wife whipped out her cell phone and said "Let's take a selfie!" I was like "Oh no! What if my wife sees" (yeah, what?) and the woman next to me said "That's your wife taking the pic, we're fine!" So we take the pic.
We had apparently just been at a music show, and were now about to go to a rave. The woman next to me started touching me, and I started touching her. My wife and the other women left. I got hard... and I was trying to hide my boner as the woman started to climb on top of me and grind, but my boner was like ridiculously long, it was all the way up my shirt, nearly poking out the neck hole. Then I was worried they would miss us at the rave, or that I had my wife's ticket, but no one ever came back to get us, so I figured they figured out how to get in anyway.
Weird dream dreams
Weird dream dreams
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
Was traveling with friends, maid came in (not hot) while I was brushing my teeth, we talked, then friends and I went home. Then left to go somewhere, like a rural town about 20 miles outside of Raleigh. It was a home-lined street with ditches that served to carry water away in storms, instead of drains. A friend's kid was showing me how to boogie board on the water in the drains. Then I showed some kids how to drink from a hose. "No, you don't just stick the hose in your mouth," which one kid did, causing water to shoot out his nose.
At the end of the street was a highway, and suddenly a bunch of emergency vehicles went by, and started to sense somewhat was quite wrong. Then, Rainn Wilson came out of one of the houses, on an analog phone line (think 1980s, one of those coily cords stretching back into the house), and he yelled "GONE?! RALEIGH IS GONE?!" And other people started running out of their houses, screaming. Apparently a nuclear weapon had gone off in Raleigh. I was trying to figure out if we should go inside, get in a car and drive away, or what.
At the end of the street was a highway, and suddenly a bunch of emergency vehicles went by, and started to sense somewhat was quite wrong. Then, Rainn Wilson came out of one of the houses, on an analog phone line (think 1980s, one of those coily cords stretching back into the house), and he yelled "GONE?! RALEIGH IS GONE?!" And other people started running out of their houses, screaming. Apparently a nuclear weapon had gone off in Raleigh. I was trying to figure out if we should go inside, get in a car and drive away, or what.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Weird dream dreams
Ugh... pieces of a dream just showed up in my memory. I had apparently agreed to have an MMF threesome with some crazy hot chick. But the dude and I were there, naked, and she wasn't in the room yet, and I was like "Well, this sucks, where is she?" The other dude started hitting on me and asked if he could touch my dick, and I was like "Uh, NO" then he was lying in bed and said "Are you sure?" I was about to leave, and then she walked in naked + hot.
Apparently the type of dreams you have watching White Lotus season 3.
Apparently the type of dreams you have watching White Lotus season 3.
It's not me, it's someone else.