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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 9:09 am
by Stranger
Lebron sends pro golfer Jason Day's wife away in a stretcher
The funny thing is Johnny was sitting in the same seats just on the other side of the press box. Could you imagine, only in Cleveland would the Star basketball player take out the starting QB. Its almost so unbelievable that I'm a little surprised it didn't happen.
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:34 am
by Malcolm
They called someone for traveling?
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:11 am
by Leisher
Two teams trying not to lose or win by too much. Hilarious.
I watched that clip of LeBron wondering if Day could have saved his wife, but I don't think so. She was fucked.
I wish it had been Maziel. There probably would have been an explosion of white powder from the chalk on LeBron's hands and the coke in Manziel's nose.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:20 am
by Malcolm
Needed to be LeBron colliding with Johnny Tradebait and both of them injuring something ending in "-CL."
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:32 pm
by Malcolm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Knicks forward Derrick Williams’ treasure trove of stolen jewelry included four Rolex watches, an Audemars Piguet timepiece and a gold Versace “Jesus” medallion, The Post learned on Sunday.
The double irony of putting Jesus's image on a gold Versace medallion and having it swiped is priceless in and of itself.
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:18 pm
by Malcolm
Lamar gets a pass on his drug charges.
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 12:26 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:14 pm
by Malcolm
Hah.
Before his return, Curry was quoted as saying: "Obviously, walking in the locker room, it'll be good memories." So far so good. The Warriors did win the championship there and who wouldn't want to relive that?
But then, in a line that defined his subtle heel turn, Curry added: "Hopefully, it still smells a little bit like champagne."
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2016 1:54 pm
by Malcolm
Cavs hit the big, red panic button halfway through the season.
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2016 1:59 pm
by Leisher
Normally I'd say they're crazy, but this was a needed move. Blatt was clearly out of his element with the situation in Cleveland. Not sure the new guy will work either. I know Stranger has said the players love him, but I don't think they need an enabler.
They need a leader. They need a Phil Jackson type.
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:48 pm
by Leisher
Blake Griffin is an idiot.
I have to assume a lawsuit will be pending.
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 1:36 pm
by Malcolm
Not to be outdone by the NFL tapping Coldplay, the NBA has retained Sting.
This is how he wants to be seen: as a rich, bored, incurious tourist, transforming the world around him, its richness and mystery and wonder, into a sonic paper towel to mop up the inconvenience of being awake during a car ride. Into an advertisement for a piece-of-shit British luxury sedan. Into what, at bottom, every single thing he has made has been: An advertisement for Being Sting. My presence graces the world; my desultory half-curiosity about it is the light of life.
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:05 pm
by Malcolm
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:06 pm
by Malcolm
Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:53 pm
by Leisher
Best dunk ever?
The most shocking thing? It's a white guy.
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 12:51 pm
by Leisher
Stranger, you got any fingernails left? Today's trade day and the Cavs are expected to do something.
They just traded Varejao for Channing Frye.
Will Love be moved?
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:05 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 6:28 pm
by Malcolm
But more than anything, Bogut's words about Varejao's experience in Golden State reveal for the umpteenth time that the Warriors are simply in a different stratosphere of basketball.
It couldn't come at a finer time, with their crest rising slightly above that of Cleveland, perhaps to make sure the curse sticks.
Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:18 am
by Leisher
Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:52 am
by Malcolm
Bah, shitty skills modeling.