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Post by **Troy** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:07 am

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:30 am

Very pissed someone vultured him from me in keeper PPR. Thought he was a throwaway rookie WR I could sneak for $1 in the final rounds.

Post by **Troy** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:52 am

Missed him in a "new" FF league. Snagged him right after I got Watkins in my big money Keeper league. Shoulda swapped the two, in retrospect.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:55 am

I got him in our keeper league. If only I had a QB.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 12:01 pm

I still got Marquise Lee, who was only missing a score for a solid day. Still hating myself for dealing Lev Bell last season.

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 12:25 pm

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 12:36 pm

I'm calling AJ Green and Tony Brown the best 1-2 WR combo in the catt league.

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:30 pm

Ravens cut Rice.

His career is probably over, especially since he wasn't exactly tearing it up on the field.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:31 pm

Glad I traded him last year. And Welker.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:35 pm

Well, definitely the right thing to do. But man my keeper team is in the shitter. (Not particularly due to this, but it doesn't help)

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:52 pm

They updated that article because now the NFL has banned him indefinitely too.

Bye Bye Ray Rice.

Meanwhile, can someone ask the NFL why it was only two games and now it's indefinite?

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:05 pm

Plenty of teams need a RB, but I wonder who wants the PR hit?

Post by **Vince** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 5:26 pm

Needs to be a lifetime ban.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:46 pm

Stranger wrote:
Malcolm wrote:Not a fucking prayer.
We'll see.. One can only hope

NFLPA reps voting tomorrow on drug policy. Let's see how much the universe hates Cleveland.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:15 pm

QBs I have in my keeper league:
E Manning
J McCown
EJ Manual
Brian Hoyer
Mike Glennon

sigh.

I also have Ray Rice. And Jordan Reed. And Dwayne Bowe. And Marvin Jones.

And I missed the first round of the draft, so I got a LB on auto when I wanted to get Gio Bernard.

My fantasy keeper season is as over as the Redskins'

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:52 pm

QBs I have in my keeper league:
E Manning
J McCown
EJ Manual
Brian Hoyer
Mike Glennon

Please tell me that's a 2-QB league.

Hoyer's worth a flyer. Glennon's looking more and more like a lost cause.

I need to dig up some PPR WRs.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:53 pm

Thoughts on Eli Manning:

The Giants must be keeping around Eli Manning in the hopes he has some Pokemon-like ability to evolve into Peyton.

Opposing secondaries are requesting life-sized posters of him to jack off to.

What's the difference between a Ray Rice punch and an Eli Manning interception? We've only got film of Ray throwing one punch.

Edited By Malcolm on 1410231384

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:59 pm

And on the back of the t-shirt:

... unless TMZ gets the security footage; then you're fucked.

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:26 am

Opposing secondaries are requesting life-sized posters of him to jack off to.

That's funny.

I routed my opponent in my work fantasy league putting up 148 to his 90.

For my F&F league I only scored 66 points and he had Victor Cruz and Larry Fitzgerald going Monday. By some miracle, I won 66-65. He also started Doug Martin with got 0 points. 9 yards on 9 carries! Had Doug gotten one more yard we would have tied and he would have won with bench points.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:30 pm

Wife defends Ray.