Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:38 pm
The "Snape/Sorting Hat fellatio" thing gave me the willies.
Actually, I didn't know.
My wife did.
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:07 pm
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:09 pm
Because I know Catt's a pervert.How do you know it's correct, then?Only a pervert would know that.Slash is the word for which you are looking.
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:38 am
I must have not gotten the memo about the whole "slash" thing.
I guess it's "good" to know now.
I guess it's "good" to know now.
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:00 am
I didn't know either... but my wife did.Actually, I didn't know.
My wife did.
I mean, I knew there was gay erotic fan fiction out there, but I didn't know the term "slash" and I'd assumed that it was written by gay dudes for gay dudes.
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:24 am
Some chicks really dig gay men and the gay culture, because it is non-threatening to them.
Which explains your wives' choices in husbands.
Which explains your wives' choices in husbands.
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:41 am
BOMB IRAQ!Some chicks really dig gay men and the gay culture, because it is non-threatening to them.
Which explains your wives' choices in husbands.
KILL FAGS!
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:50 pm
I was the first one who wanted to go to war!
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:20 am
Edited By Paul on 1126704306
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:27 pm
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:11 pm
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:25 am
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:33 pm
It's official Harry Potter is gay
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:15 pm
This is really about the movie. None of that gay shit.
CNN has managed to ruin it for all those who haven't read the book.
Fuckers!
CNN has managed to ruin it for all those who haven't read the book.
Fuckers!
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:33 pm
Watch trekkies, they have a whole segment on star trek slash with interviews and a women talking about kirk on spock loving.
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:42 pm
A friend of a friend works at Amazon and talked to the 24-hour security they have guarding the Harry potter books.
Yes, they're guarded by two guards at all times.
He asked a guard, "What would happen if I grabbed a stack of books and ran?"
The guard replied, "I'm not allowed to discuss policy, but I'd wave you and the books goodbye."
Basically they're not going to have a physical confrontation with a thief to save a few books for what they're being paid. They're just there for looks, and to tattle.
Edited By Paul on 1184014939
Yes, they're guarded by two guards at all times.
He asked a guard, "What would happen if I grabbed a stack of books and ran?"
The guard replied, "I'm not allowed to discuss policy, but I'd wave you and the books goodbye."
Basically they're not going to have a physical confrontation with a thief to save a few books for what they're being paid. They're just there for looks, and to tattle.
Edited By Paul on 1184014939
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:42 pm
Good setup, could have had a better joke.
When you said "kiss you and the books goodbye" I pictured a built-in self destruct mechanism that would blow up everything.
When you said "kiss you and the books goodbye" I pictured a built-in self destruct mechanism that would blow up everything.
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:11 am
See, I was going with the whole flame thrower bit.TheCatt wrote:When you said "kiss you and the books goodbye" I pictured a built-in self destruct mechanism that would blow up everything.
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:47 am
At any rate, I like our interpretations better than Paul's. Freaking hippie.
Edited By TheCatt on 1184068083
Edited By TheCatt on 1184068083
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:40 am
The guard replied, "I'm not allowed to discuss policy, but I'd pin you down and give you the best B.J. that a non-sorting hat Muggle could give."
Happy now?
Happy now?