Duke Nukem Forever - Formerly "Duke Nukem sighting"
I just find it funny that not only does their games list look like it's from the 90s, but check out that web design. I swear that was cutting edge stuff in 1996.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
12-19-07 at 1PM a new teaser trailer will be released!
If they have a teaser trailer done then the game should only be 6-7 years away.
Edited By WSGrundy on 1198039820
If they have a teaser trailer done then the game should only be 6-7 years away.
Edited By WSGrundy on 1198039820
After a decade, players would need to literally get a blow job while playing for this thing not to be considered a disappointment.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
That's right about when Half-Life hit and shortly after that Duke went back to the drawing board.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Remember the marketing?
"John Romero is going to make you his bitch."
Instead Half-Life made the industry its bitch and John Romero became a "has been" overnight.
"John Romero is going to make you his bitch."
Instead Half-Life made the industry its bitch and John Romero became a "has been" overnight.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Ehh. A couple of aliens look kind of cool.
Still no real footage so I am changing my guess from 6-7 years away to 9-10.
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Still no real footage so I am changing my guess from 6-7 years away to 9-10.
Edited By WSGrundy on 1198096759
Duke Nukem for Never
http://www.tomshardware.com/news/3D-Realms-Closes-Duke-Nukem,7736.html
http://www.tomshardware.com/news/3D-Realms-Closes-Duke-Nukem,7736.html
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Maybe not?
Apogee Software and Deep Silver have just issued statement to Shacknews, confirming that there is a "situation at 3D Realms" but stressing they are not affected.
"Deep Silver and Apogee Software are not affected by the situation at 3D Realms. Development on the Duke Nukem Trilogy is continuing as planned."
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Fuck you, you whimpering emasculated pussy.
Turn in your balls at the door & get the fuck out, you goddamned eunuch. Your "man" status has been revoked.
It’s no wonder: In games and movies, we’ve moved beyond the cigar-chomping, catchphrase-spouting one-man army embodied by characters like Duke. These days we like our heroes, and our antiheroes, a little more human than that. We demand a solid story and a little thoughtful introspection alongside our explosions.
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In this cultural climate, is it any surprise that no one seems to mind that we may never play Duke Nukem Forever? The Duke character has always been, at best, a caricature of the now-extinct big-action genre. At worst, he’s a misogynistic relic of a bygone era, kept alive only by the hubris of his creators.
Turn in your balls at the door & get the fuck out, you goddamned eunuch. Your "man" status has been revoked.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."