30 Day Sex Challenge

[Alhazad]

Another one for the record, the reason I didn't do well in college my first go around was because I was coping with all the fine vaginas throwing themselves at me. For a good block of time it was 2-3 times a day, often with different girls.

I bet you went through a few multi-packs of blowup dolls per year.

I had a seriously socially stunted roommate who was usually pissed at me.

Can corroborate; it's hard to play Halo when the walls are shaking.

[Paul]

Assuming you were totally single and the women are all willing an eager, if someone offered you $1 million to have sex for 30 days in a row, would you choose to:
A) Bang a smoking hot "10" for all 30 days
B) Bang 30 different 8's

For that matter, what's the over/under on the attractiveness score for the 30 women that'd make you choose one over the other?

[Malcolm]

Assuming you were totally single and the women are all willing an eager, if someone offered you $1 million to have sex for 30 days in a row, would you choose to:
A) Bang a smoking hot "10" for all 30 days
B) Bang 30 different 8's

For that matter, what's the over/under on the attractiveness score for the 30 women that'd make you choose one over the other?

B, and I wouldn't even pause for half a second to think unless the chick from option A is the world's most accomplished courtesan.

[TheCatt]

Assuming you were totally single and the women are all willing an eager, if someone offered you $1 million to have sex for 30 days in a row, would you choose to:
A) Bang a smoking hot "10" for all 30 days
B) Bang 30 different 8's

For that matter, what's the over/under on the attractiveness score for the 30 women that'd make you choose one over the other?

Are they all clean?

Do I have to use a condom?

What happens with any babies that are made?

[Alhazad]

Do they come to me, or do I go to them? I don't like learning new roads.

[Paul]

It's not a trick you picky schmucks. Gah. Okay... more rules to CYA:
All of the women are clean and on the pill and you've never met them before, nor will you ever meet them again. None are related to you or to anybody you know. Nobody else will know about it unless you tell them (but you can't tell them until after the 30 days).
Condoms use is up to you, and the eccentric billionaire who is funding it will cover all expenses should problems arise.
The women have a rough idea of what you look like and volunteered under their own volition. There are no desperate drug addicts or runaways, though the women\woman are being compensated by the eccentric billionaire as well. The women have had a basic mental and health screening.
A dozen impartial judges who have a rough idea of your taste in women determine the numerical rating of the women. The 10 is guaranteed to start with great personality but who knows if that'll change? The judging of the 30 is based purely on looks, so the personalities, and likes/dislikes of the women will vary randomly.
A day is defined as a calendar day.
Each woman will been flown to your town some time before her randomly scheduled calendar date and she will hang out in a fancy all-expenses-paid hotel (with a spa) until you call her at and schedule a visit time. Once you call she can be there within the hour, but you can have no contact with a woman until the previous woman has left for good.
Each women will visit you at your residence and she can stay as long as you two want. You two can leave and return to your house as many times as you want but the sex must occur at your house. So if you really hit it off with Bertha on Thursday morning, you can tap dat again that evening, and she can stay over and you can tap that again Friday morning. But you can't call the next woman until Bertha leaves and once that new woman arrives you must copulate with her before midnight to check Friday off the list.
If you go with the 10, she can either stay at your place or alone at the fancy all-expenses-paid hotel (whichever you two agree on). You two can go on outings, but all coitus must occur at your house.
HAPPY?!?!?!

If it was only a week I'd probably go with the seven 8's over the one 10, but I'd go with the 10 over the seven 7's. But since it's 30 days in a row, I'd easily go with thirty 6's. Maybe even thirty 5's over the one 10. A new car is only a new car for so long. Then it just becomes the thing you ride to work every day.

[Malcolm]

A dozen impartial judges who have a rough idea of your taste in women determine the numerical rating of the women.

Whoa, other people are rating them by consensus, by approximation, and with an eye skewed towards looks? I get prior intel or no deal.

[TheCatt]

Each women will visit you at your residence and she can stay as long as you two want

I would prefer to go the fancy hotel/spa. My wife's not the jealous type, but still...

The judging of the 30 is based purely on looks, so the personalities, and likes/dislikes of the women will vary randomly.

Hmmm. The personality thing is questionable. But, they are all pretty, so that helps.

So far, I'd go with the 30x8.

[GORDON]

But I want New York City 8's, not Cleveland 8's.

[TheCatt]

But I want New York City 8's, not Cleveland 8's.

I want Argentina 8s... or LA 8s. Maybe.

[GORDON]

LA 8's are also acceptable.

[Paul]

I would prefer to go the fancy hotel/spa. My wife's not the jealous type, but still....

You have no wife in this scenario. In this scenario she's married to Channing Tatum.

[Alhazad]

All of the women are clean and on the pill and you've never met them before, nor will you ever meet them again.

Take the 10 for the full 30. She's liable to have feelings by the end, and there's something poignant about a beautiful woman pining for your lost love.

[Malcolm]

So you want a stalker?

[Alhazad]

Not really a problem if I never meet her again.

[TheCatt]

I would prefer to go the fancy hotel/spa. My wife's not the jealous type, but still....

You have no wife in this scenario. In this scenario she's married to Channing Tatum.

No point in torturing her. She can be one of the 30.

Btw, I grade on a bell-curve, not a linear distribution, for the 8s. So a 8 is still like 95th percentile.

Yes:

[Paul]

She can be one of the 30.

So you're saying you want her in the group of women who you will never meet again?

[Paul]

Take the 10 for the full 30. She's liable to have feelings by the end, and there's something poignant about a beautiful woman pining for your lost love.

Either that, or it'll be devolve into a "you can't come out of the shed until you've smoke the entire carton" sort of thing, where you two end up resenting each other.

[TheCatt]

She can be one of the 30.

So you're saying you want her in the group of women who you will never meet again?

Hmmm. I'll have to ponder this.

I want to still be married, and have some 3some action too.

[Leisher]

I want to still be married, and have some 3some action too.

For fuck's sake! Show some restraint you pig!

(I've never been prouder of you.)

Paul's scenario is a tough choice because of my life experience. I've had sex with all of the above, and it's been my experience that the 8s are far better in bed than the 10s, but his 10 is perfect and has the perfect personality. I just can't imagine such a thing.

So I'm going to pretend it's Christmas. Do I want to open the same awesome present 30 Christmases in a row or do I want to open 30 different pretty cool presents 30 Christmases in a row?

I want the variety.