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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:50 pm
by Paul
TheCatt wrote:I'm guessing that's the SC girl from the Miss Teen pageant?
I actually feel sorry for her now.
I feel sorry for her as well. It was her big moment in the spotlight and she utterly embarrassed/made a fool of herself.
I feel that way every time I have sex.
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:55 pm
by GORDON
I can smell the hours and hours and hours she spent memorizing answers to questions they suspected would come... with her not understanding any of it, just memorizing... and then during the actual question bits everything in her head regurgitated all at once.
She's a moron. And that's fine; a lot of pretty girls get through life just fine without ever having an original thought. But she shouldn't have tried to be something she isn't; a smart beauty queen.
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:01 pm
by TheCatt
I dunno, I hate coming up with answers on the fly as well. I'd like to think I'm more articulate than that answer, but I know I've said some dumb things too.
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:03 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:She's a moron. And that's fine; a lot of pretty girls get through life just fine without ever having an original thought.
Sure they do, but only at the cost of making others' lives more troublesome than they otherwise would be. It is decidedly not fine to be a moron.
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:07 pm
by GORDON
It's the "South Africa" and "Iraq" stuff that tips me off. She had plenty of answers ready for questions about those two places, and then her head exploded.
And once in my life... during a military inspection... I was asked a question that had a very easy answer, and I blanked. I knew it was easy. I opened my mouth... and nothing came out. Normally, when you don't know an answer during an inspection the answer is, "I don't know sir, but this Marine will find out." But fuck that. I stood there for about 90 seconds... this Colonel just standing there staring at me... until finally my brain unclenched, and I answered the question correctly. I didn't lose my military bearing. I didn't bring up random bits about puppies and kittens when I couldn't remember my 4th General Order.
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:08 pm
by GORDON
Malcolm wrote:GORDON wrote:She's a moron. And that's fine; a lot of pretty girls get through life just fine without ever having an original thought.
Sure they do, but only at the cost of making others' lives more troublesome than they otherwise would be. It is decidedly not fine to be a moron.
Without pretty morons, where would we find our trophy wives when we hit our mid-40's? I'm already looking forward to mine. I figure she's about 14, now. Just 10 more years to go.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:41 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:Without pretty morons, where would we find our trophy wives when we hit our mid-40's? I'm already looking forward to mine. I figure she's about 14, now. Just 10 more years to go.
Dunno. Just go down to the pound & adopt a hooker or something. Otherwise they get put down.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:23 am
by DoctorChaos
GORDON wrote:Without pretty morons, where would we find our trophy wives when we hit our mid-40's? I'm already looking forward to mine. I figure she's about 14, now. Just 10 more years to go.
You shouldn't wait that long. As a friend of mine says, 'There's no substitute for early and proper training.' 
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:38 am
by Paul
GORDON wrote:I was asked a question that had a very easy answer, and I blanked. I knew it was easy. I opened my mouth... and nothing came out.
The answer was, "Yes I like gladiator movies."
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:23 am
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote:It's the "South Africa" and "Iraq" stuff that tips me off. She had plenty of answers ready for questions about those two places, and then her head exploded.
And once in my life... during a military inspection... I was asked a question that had a very easy answer, and I blanked. I knew it was easy. I opened my mouth... and nothing came out. Normally, when you don't know an answer during an inspection the answer is, "I don't know sir, but this Marine will find out." But fuck that. I stood there for about 90 seconds... this Colonel just standing there staring at me... until finally my brain unclenched, and I answered the question correctly. I didn't lose my military bearing. I didn't bring up random bits about puppies and kittens when I couldn't remember my 4th General Order.
Her response was timed. You can hear the buzzer near the end.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:57 pm
by Leisher
Best "on the spot" answer I've ever witnessed:
The top general of the ACC (Air Combat Command) was visiting our shop and he posed a question to my buddy Doug Vestal. He asked, "Young man, what is the purpose of the United States Air Force?"
Without missing a beat, Doug responded back, "To kill people and break their toys sir."
The general was quite pleased with that answer.
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:44 am
by Vince
I saw that clip and what immediatelt came to mind was, "Shut up and blow me".
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:56 pm
by TPRJones
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:21 am
by Vince
That was actually pretty good. I've noticed most of those little videos on YouTube end up self destructing due to being 30-50% too long. They ended that one right when they should have.
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:03 pm
by GORDON
Bush finally addresses the the problem I've been talking about for years.
http://stoptheaclu.com/archives/2007/09/08/saturday-funny/
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:49 pm
by TPRJones
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:37 am
by Paul
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:17 pm
by Leisher
Spiders on Drugs
Pretty sure I posted that months ago. A repost means it has become a classic.
This is what insanity looks like.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:26 pm
by Paul
Chris Crocker is a nut.
Seth Green defends him about 2 minutes in.
Chris Crocker's dad. (Jimmy Kimmel Live)
Of course, THIS is my favorite Chris Crocker video. Crocker shows some creativity.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:40 pm
by Leisher
He's getting his own TV show.
The entertainment industry needs an enema.