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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:51 pm
by GORDON
That's it? I saw that but didn't think that would be the joke because it is so weak-sausage.
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:34 pm
by Leisher
It's funny because it's public and the name of a restaurant.
On a related note, you try to say something like that isn't funny while using "weak-sausage" in your statement? Really?
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:41 pm
by GORDON
Yes, really.
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:55 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:48 pm
by GORDON
I can appreciate that. It's funny because it implies men are pigs, and Spidey is banging a redhead.
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:50 pm
by thibodeaux
Jean Grey.
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:51 pm
by GORDON
Is there some universe where Wolverine is banging her?
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:55 pm
by Leisher
Yes, but it's complicated.
Wolvie is in love with her in all of Marvel's realities. She loves him in the vast majority of them too, but most of the time, they aren't together.
In the 616, which is Marvel's primary universe, she was in love with him, but she was with Scott Summers (Cyclops), whom she also loved. However, she's currently dead, and has presently been dead longer than any other "big name" character. It's been a lot of years since her death.
She is one of the reasons Scott and Logan fight a lot.
Marvel is about to "relaunch" their universe like DC did last year, and one of the new titles has Jean Grey traveling forward in time with the other original X-Men. I think that concept is kind of funny. A dead woman is reincarnated and reunited with her two lovers, but she's jail bait.
On another note, in no universe is Peter Parker still banging Mary Jane. Spoiler: He's dead in the Ultimate universe, and in the 616 "One More Day" happened, and Mephisto (the devil) used magic to make their marriage not exist. Why'd they do that? Because EIC Joe Quesata hated the idea of Spidey being married. He thought it made him "old". He also thought being divorced or a widow would have the same effect, thus the deal with the devil. Yes, it's a terrible storyline that pissed off a lot of Spidey fans because Marvel essentially wiped out years of continuity in one really badly devised story.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:54 am
by Leisher
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:14 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:14 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:15 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:18 pm
by Leisher
There's a story with this one...
For some reason people were bashing this girl. Saying she's too skinny, looked like a skeleton, they like a little more meat on their women, etc.
Then someone posted this response:
Chubby chasers, please go chase chubbies. We don't make negative comments on all the little debbie ads. Why do you have to talk shit about what we like?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:44 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:30 am
by Leisher
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:27 pm
by Leisher
That second one surprised me. Nobody noticed that before? I thought it was blatantly obvious the first time I ever saw a Wii.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:29 pm
by GORDON
Uh, yeah, duh?
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:09 pm
by TPRJones
I guess they've never played any of the older games you can download for the Wii? Pretty much all of them have you turn the Wiimote sideways and use it like the old NEC controller.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:05 pm
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote:
Bah, weak comparison. Two are from DC and the other's not a billionaire.
