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Malcolm wrote:Some people get less value than animals because it's pretty rare for a bacteria to fuck up being a decent bacteria, and most horses I've seen have a decent shot at being a competent horse. I've seen people fuck up acting like humans time and again.
Maybe that's because they weren't raised right.... for example, were given too many handouts.
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Whatever the reason, the point being that, yes, there is a point where I value people less than animals. And that sign is more worried about tourists feeding animals stupid things that are either nutritionally insane or potentially fatal.

The more I think about it, that image is a horrible analogy, the underlying premise of the sentiment notwithstanding. It's rather hypocritical to display a sign that says, "These are wild animals," when you're the fuckers that put them in a cage. No, this image simply does not translate.
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Malcolm wrote:Whatever the reason, the point being that, yes, there is a point where I value people less than animals. And that sign is more worried about tourists feeding animals stupid things that are either nutritionally insane or potentially fatal.

The more I think about it, that image is a horrible analogy, the underlying premise of the sentiment notwithstanding. It's rather hypocritical to display a sign that says, "These are wild animals," when you're the fuckers that put them in a cage. No, this image simply does not translate.
You know that sign is from the Harambe Wildlife Reserve, right? Not a zoo.
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TheCatt wrote:
Malcolm wrote:Whatever the reason, the point being that, yes, there is a point where I value people less than animals. And that sign is more worried about tourists feeding animals stupid things that are either nutritionally insane or potentially fatal.

The more I think about it, that image is a horrible analogy, the underlying premise of the sentiment notwithstanding. It's rather hypocritical to display a sign that says, "These are wild animals," when you're the fuckers that put them in a cage. No, this image simply does not translate.
You know that sign is from the Harambe Wildlife Reserve, right? Not a zoo.
My mistake. I'm sure the natural environment of the critters involves camera-happy foreigners driving around in jeeps.
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This is just awesome.
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Or in UO parlance... he just provoked those guys into starting a fight with those other guys.
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No thank you.
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This is very redneck, but kind of awesome.
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Gordo found this one first.
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As a counterpoint to that last image...

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Mine's better.

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I disagree. Hunter S. Thompson > automatic weapon
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My kid on a .50 cal wins it all.
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Malcolm wrote:I disagree. Hunter S. Thompson > automatic weapon
You cannot argue with a parent about their precious cupcake
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TheCatt wrote:
Malcolm wrote:I disagree. Hunter S. Thompson > automatic weapon

You cannot argue with a parent about their precious cupcake

No one can argue with precious cupcake wielding armor piecing rounds.

The barrel alone weighs 45 pounds... IIRC.




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Hunter had plenty of ammo. And he wrote more interesting books.
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You've never read my son's books so you can't even make that statement.
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Soon as they're published, they'll get their chance.
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what am i missing
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It's a sexual innuendo joke.
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