Today's Moron Champion

[TheCatt]

Perspective? Wtfever.

But, seriously, get help.

[Malcolm]

Horse. Water. Drinking.

[GORDON]

People on TV always go off their brain meds because it makes them feel like they are asleep and then they kill like 5 people.

[Malcolm]

Bleh. Anti-anxiety, anti-psychotic, and anti-depressant pills. Fucking poison. Treasure that anger and hate. Don't numb it.

[TPRJones]

I like you just the way you are, Malcolm. You are a special very angry snowflake.

[Leisher]

Gurbaksh Chahal is a piece of shit.

[Malcolm]

Gurbaksh Chahal is a piece of shit.

Sounds like the dude from 50 Shades. How romantic.

[Malcolm]

Hello, lawsuit.

The slide’s head designer, John Schooley, even cited Kansas’ lax rules as a reason for choosing to build his towering attraction there.
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It remains unclear what caused the fatal neck injury for Caleb Schwab, who glided down the 168-foot, 7-inch slide with two women in a raft Sunday. His companions suffered non-life-threatening facial injuries.

A witness said the boy was decapitated in the gruesome plunge.

Unclear?

[TPRJones]

It sounds like that "safety mesh" that's over the ride isn't all that safe. If you come undone you don't fly off, sure, but the safety mesh takes your head off instead. That's not really better.

[GORDON]

I heard that state has some sort of law where you can only get a max settlement of $350k from a biz.

I'd be considering some personal lawsuits, though.

[Malcolm]

What a complete waste ... of prison time, space, and resources.

Police say Durham punched a 48-year-old cancer survivor in the face at an intersection as the two men argued 15 years ago in Tampa.

The punch killed the man, Tim Gibbs, and Durham was convicted of manslaughter. He was sentenced in 2002 and spent the next decade behind bars, according to the Tampa Bay Times.
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Sheriff’s deputies were called to Martin Luther King Boulevard in the Tampa suburbs about a shooting — and when they got there, they found Durham lying dead in the street, with Robert Padgett standing nearby.

“Durham and Padgett were involved in a traffic road rage incident,” the sheriff’s office said in a news release. The altercation, sheriff’s officials said, “ended with Padgett firing at least one round from a handgun that struck and killed Durham.”

[Leisher]

Durham was clearly an asshole.

[Vince]

You'd think they'd offer some anger management classes in the joint.

[Malcolm]

International edition.

[GORDON]

International edition.

Police said the string cut the girl’s vocal chords and windpipe, causing instant death.

No it didn't. She gurgled out of her neck hole in terror for about 25 seconds as she drowned in her own blood. If someone embedded glass shards in that kite string, as they are known to do, he deserves the same.

[Leisher]

International edition.

I don't think this qualifies for Moron Champion. Wasn't this murder?

If someone embedded glass shards in that kite string, as they are known to do, he deserves the same.

Murder.

And weird how the sex of the child changes from paragraph to paragraph.

Huh? Two separate cases...

Now here's a Moron Champion for today!

[GORDON]

And weird how the sex of the child changes from paragraph to paragraph.

Huh? Two separate cases...[/quote]

I deleted that about 5 seconds after I posted it, because I figured that out, too. How do you still see it?

[Leisher]

Since it appeared as a normal post, it was perfect timing.

However, coming back here I still see the post as a "deleted post". (look above and you'll see it too.) There's a box you have to checkmark when you delete a post that permanently deletes it.

[GORDON]

No I edited my post YESTERDAY. And I dont see any "deleted posts."

This fuckingh board.

[Leisher]

GORDON deleted the post by GORDON on Wed Aug 17, 2016 8:48 pm.
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You don't see that between two posts about 5-7 above this one?

I do notice it does NOT appear in the thread when I'm in Full Editor mode.