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Posted: **Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 pm**

I placed an Amazon Prime Now order the other day for a 4pm-6pm window.

Dude was 5 minutes later (6:05pm).

Turns out you can lower people's tips AFTER the order is delivered.

Also turns out that I am an asshole :\

Posted: **Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:20 pm**

I didn't know you could tip Amazon delivery people.

Also, he's going to rub his dick all over your next package.

Posted: **Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:33 pm**

Leisher wrote: I didn't know you could tip Amazon delivery people.

Also, he's going to rub his dick all over your next package.

Prime Now has tips, it's the "give it to me today" version of Amazon.

Posted: **Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:33 pm**

TheCatt wrote: Jeff Bezos getting divorced. Wonder if he'll still be the world's richest man?

Also, Gordon. Very rich single person available now. I'm sure Jeff would like you.

MacKenzie Bezos said on Twitter she will keep 25% of the couple's Amazon stock and give up any interest in the Washington Post or space-transportation firm Blue Origin as she dissolves her marriage with Jeff Bezos.

Jeff gets to keep 75%

Posted: **Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:16 am**

Does that make her history's most expensive piece of ass?

Posted: **Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:22 am**

Leisher wrote: Does that make her history's most expensive piece of ass?

Looks like yes

Posted: **Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:33 am**

Verily, the most priceless ass is that which encourages one to find other fine ass, with which to share...

Posted: **Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:37 pm**

Amazon going to make 1 day shipping standard on Prime

Also doubles profit, AWS still growing fast

Posted: **Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:20 pm**

Anyone know MacKenzie Bozos' twitter? I want to slide into her DMs...

Posted: **Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:31 pm**

Open with "Sup" and a dick pic. Middle aged chicks love those.

Posted: **Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:31 pm**

Leisher wrote: Anyone know MacKenzie Bozos' twitter? I want to slide into her DMs...

Srsly

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2019 1:44 am**

FedEx and Amazon are officially done and now are competitors.

Amazon and Whole Foods might be moving into the empty Sears stores.

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:21 am**

Leisher wrote: FedEx and Amazon are officially done and now are competitors.

I read an article where FedEx said it was only 1.5% of their profit. I assume the contract was low profit because of how Amazon tends to negotiate and use its size. But I wonder what % of FedEx's revenue came from that contract, and how much other/fixed costs it was covering.

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2019 3:06 pm**

Warehouse workers are winning thanks to Amazon, Walmart, etc. competing.

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2019 8:56 am**

TheCatt wrote: Amazon used to give a free month of prime for late deliveries. Most of the time the past 6 months they've offered me $5. They once offered me $10.

But, twice they have given me my entire order for free. Last time it was like a $50 order. Today it was a $14 order.

Today it was $10 again. But I had to push for it. They sure don't offer it up easily.

Posted: **Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:34 am**

Spending $700M to retrain workers.

Posted: **Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:05 am**

AMZN stock has been on fire lately. Market cap hit $1 Trillion again today. Up ~33% YTD.

Posted: **Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:20 pm**

It's Prime Day. Holler if you see a good deal.

Posted: **Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:26 pm**

Leisher wrote: It's Prime Day. Holler if you see a good deal.

Haven't seen anything exciting. The best deals are usually Amazon devices, and I don't use them any more.

We have a $10 off today/tomorrow, + $15 off by end of July. So we might just buy crap we need with those.

Posted: **Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:45 pm**

I had over $300 in my Amazon account thanks to gift cards and whatnot.

I just looked and my balance is just over $100.

My wife is a thief.