I placed an Amazon Prime Now order the other day for a 4pm-6pm window.
Dude was 5 minutes later (6:05pm).
Turns out you can lower people's tips AFTER the order is delivered.
Also turns out that I am an asshole :\
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I didn't know you could tip Amazon delivery people.
Also, he's going to rub his dick all over your next package.
Also, he's going to rub his dick all over your next package.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Prime Now has tips, it's the "give it to me today" version of Amazon.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Jeff gets to keep 75%MacKenzie Bezos said on Twitter she will keep 25% of the couple's Amazon stock and give up any interest in the Washington Post or space-transportation firm Blue Origin as she dissolves her marriage with Jeff Bezos.
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Does that make her history's most expensive piece of ass?
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Verily, the most priceless ass is that which encourages one to find other fine ass, with which to share...
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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Anyone know MacKenzie Bozos' twitter? I want to slide into her DMs...
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Open with "Sup" and a dick pic. Middle aged chicks love those.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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FedEx and Amazon are officially done and now are competitors.
Amazon and Whole Foods might be moving into the empty Sears stores.
Amazon and Whole Foods might be moving into the empty Sears stores.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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I read an article where FedEx said it was only 1.5% of their profit. I assume the contract was low profit because of how Amazon tends to negotiate and use its size. But I wonder what % of FedEx's revenue came from that contract, and how much other/fixed costs it was covering.
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Today it was $10 again. But I had to push for it. They sure don't offer it up easily.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Haven't seen anything exciting. The best deals are usually Amazon devices, and I don't use them any more.Leisher wrote: It's Prime Day. Holler if you see a good deal.
We have a $10 off today/tomorrow, + $15 off by end of July. So we might just buy crap we need with those.
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I had over $300 in my Amazon account thanks to gift cards and whatnot.
I just looked and my balance is just over $100.
My wife is a thief.
I just looked and my balance is just over $100.
My wife is a thief.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell