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Acknowledged. Tonight is off because of Troy's vagina appointment.

Holy fuck balls you people suck.

If it makes you feel better, this opens up the possibility of my getting laid, tonight.

GORDON wrote: If it makes you feel better, this opens up the possibility of my getting laid, tonight.

Well, Cake is free...

Is there not a way to ignore people on this board any more?

Add them to your enemies list.

I'm not sure if one can ignore admins, though.

Understood, tonight is a cancel. And Gordon, Best of luck dude! Slay some pussy, just don't crit that uterus... unless you want to make babies.

Alevard wrote: Slay some pussy

Have you met Gordon?

"Slay some Orifice of some kind...?"

I purposely left the gender undetermined.

Well either way good luck! May he/she/it/they moan, bellow, bahh, or bray!

There's no HE, here. Not even if it's a sheep. I'm not a homo.

/s

That's your take away? LMAO! you guys are too funny.

Banging a female sheep is nohomo

GORDON wrote: There's no HE, here. Not even if it's a sheep. I'm not a homo.

/s

In college, they made a big thing about how you're sleeping with everyone your partner has slept with before. So isn't sleeping with women like 90% homo?

BTW, last friday night.... sorry, I can't talk about it. A gentleman never tells when he bangs a cute, younger blonde social worker. Who's totally a girl, since I know about half of you were itching to type, "What's his name?"

She texted me today asking what my fave lingerie is. I said I like wearing lots of different kinds.

GORDON wrote: BTW, last friday night.... sorry, I can't talk about it. A gentleman never tells when he bangs a cute, younger blonde social worker. Who's totally a girl, since I know about half of you were itching to type, "What's his name?"

Congratulate her on the successful surgery.

LMAO! nice dude. But either you show pics or it didn't happen....

(Totally kidding, mind you. She sounds like a keeper)

Pshaw.

She's nice, but...