Happy birthday, Leisher!
Happy birthday, Leisher!
HBD dude. Probably no work safe links in this thread, huh.
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Thanks Troy, and to be safe I'll say no.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Happy birthday, Leisher!
We were without kids yesterday.
Wife: What do you want to do!
Me: Have sex?
Wife: Sure, but I mean, in life!
Me: Have sex?
It's not me, it's someone else.
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Happy Birthday Leisher!
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
Happy birthday, Leisher!
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"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Video girl:
"Hobbies: not eating
Guilty pleasure: plastic surgery and not eating
On a rainy day like to: not eat."
"Hobbies: not eating
Guilty pleasure: plastic surgery and not eating
On a rainy day like to: not eat."
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Happy birthday, Leisher!
I didn't actually watch it, trying to fix some other people's code that broke, so I thought she was going to do a boob drop. Bah.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Happy birthday, Leisher!
As I approach 50 it occurs to me that the only way I'll ever hit my target weight again is to just stop eating. And that makes me think that girls that thin must be constantly irritated, due to never getting to eat.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Thanks.
The girl behind door #1 is fucking adorable.
I could eat a large pizza and drink half a bottle of jack in an evening, wake up not hung over, scratch my flat tummy, and have girls calling begging to come over and give me head.
Now I have to take a pill every day to keep from getting heartburn, I worry every meal makes me fatter, I get hung over much easier and it lasts longer, and I'm married.
The girl behind door #1 is fucking adorable.
True story.
I could eat a large pizza and drink half a bottle of jack in an evening, wake up not hung over, scratch my flat tummy, and have girls calling begging to come over and give me head.
Now I have to take a pill every day to keep from getting heartburn, I worry every meal makes me fatter, I get hung over much easier and it lasts longer, and I'm married.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Thank you and women continue to be swell...
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Happy birthday, Leisher!
I am officially on top if the hill and statistically well past halfway through my life.
Thank you for the boobies Catt!
Thank you for the boobies Catt!
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”