OK, I just remembered the last time I was Day Drunk. And it was awesome. Although, it was a weekend. But it was still awesome, cuz it was before lunch.
When I get day drunk I just fall asleep, then wake up in the evening and can't sleep at night.
That's when you start drinking again.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."