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From here.

Anybody smell bacon? I smell bacon.




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You are to the police what Cindy Sheehan is to Iraq.
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So THAT'S why the Bandit had the sports car, so none of the cops would mess with the 18-wheeler!

The more things change...
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Post by GORDON »

That's a really good point.

I always knew Bandit was the blocker car... but I never seriously applied it to myself.

Mostly because unlike the Bandit, I live in an era of ubiquitous CB radios and airborne surveilance and instant background checks from my car tags. If I run from a cop, they have my credit report before I get a mile away.
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Plus, if you run, it's a felony.
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Lots of things are felonies these days that shouldn't be.

I wonder if... I wonder if it's that the older I get, the less inclined I am to kiss the ass of cops.

I used to be a very respectful young man.

Lot of good that ever did me.




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Pigs.
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Post by Vince »

If you ever rob a bank, use a crappy beater as a getaway car, but have a buddy beside you in a sports car. Have the buddy drive 6 mph over the speed limit. The cops will forget all about you and the bank loot in the old Chevy Cavalier and pull over the sports car.
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Frank Miller totally used a time machine, took my idea back in time, and used it in his story.
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Post by Malcolm »

Lots of things are felonies these days that shouldn't be.

I wonder if... I wonder if it's that the older I get, the less inclined I am to kiss the ass of cops.

I used to be a very respectful young man.

Lot of good that ever did me.
Nothing to do w\ age, I assure you.
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