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Would you take it up the butt?

No.
1
14%
Yes, for free.
2
29%
Yes, for $10k
0
No votes
Yes, for $100k
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No votes
Yes, for $500k
0
No votes
Yes, for $1M
0
No votes
Yes, for $10M
2
29%
Yes, for $100M
1
14%
Yes, for $1B
1
14%
Yes, for $10B+
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 7

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If yes, what would be the minimum amount?

One time, normal sex, like 1 hour or something. Person is disease-free, etc. No risks other then PTSD/emotional scarring.
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Who hijacked your account?
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I am trying to figure out where the hell that came from.
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You know, in case I suck the lottery.
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So you're planning ahead in case you get literal "fuck you" money?
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Not sure how the conversation started with my wife... but it was basically along the lines of:
her: Is there anything you wouldn't do for money?
me: Well... not that I can think of, but most things would take a shit ton of money
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Yeah, I had the "would you have gay sex for money" with the wife about 15 years ago. I think my answer was yes, for $2mil, but he has to be effeminate, like Tom Cruise.

So change my null vote to "$2mil." Or the $10mil option since I wont for less than $2 mil.
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To me, it has to be enough money to be life changing... like retire, buy an island, etc.

Eventually we also got to "Be banished from America and all of its territories/protectorates/etc" for life. That one's tough, but I'm thinking for $1billion I can get some America 2.0 action.
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Sheeit, I'm thinking about leaving the country while broke. This place is going to hell.



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GORDON wrote:Sheeit, I'm thinking about leaving the country while broke. This place is going to hell.
So... you're the one who voted "for free"?
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Depends on who it is, too. For Ron Jeremy or Chunk from Goonies (maybe $200mil?) it would cost a lot more than, say, Nathan Fillion ($10k).
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TPRJones wrote:Depends on who it is, too. For Ron Jeremy or Chunk from Goonies (maybe $200mil?) it would cost a lot more than, say, Nathan Fillion ($10k).
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I'd offer Nathan more, but that's about all I can scrape together on short notice.
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Know what I am learning, here? That all of you are gay prostitutes, if the price is right.
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GORDON wrote:Know what I am learning, here? That all of you are gay prostitutes, if the price is right.
I'm the most expensive one.
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And when did you get so much money burning a hole in your pocket?
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