Aerial fireworks are pretty much banned where I live. They're on sale in Wisconsin, though.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Went to two fireworks stores. One store says nothing. The other put me throu the 4th degree. Registering me with a drivers licence. Having to sign papers swearing to take the fireworks out of state within 24 hours.
In marriage there is always one person right. And the other one is the husband.