My wife, son, and wife's Mom are taking long weekend to Niagra Falls.
She did all the research.... what does it take to get a 4 year old without a passport into Canada, these days? And she had his birth certificate. That was all the .gov website said was needed.
So she gets to the border today, and the border agent was being kind of a bitch, asking where his father was, and did I give my permission in writing for my son to be going to Canada? The wife said I was home, they were on vacation, and everything was cool.
The border agent, not believing my wife, asks my son, "Where are you going, what are you doing, and where is your daddy?"
My son tells the border agent, "Are you deaf, didn't you hear what she just said?"
Big ups to my boy.
