Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
The chances of winning the 10 million dollar prize from Publishers Clearing House. Buy more magazines people it might improve your chances. Of course getting hit by lightning might improve your chances.
In marriage there is always one person right. And the other one is the husband.