Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
The National Enquirer says a lot of shit. In fact, that's about all they do. Why in the hell would a paper like this be shy about printing controversial stories? Why are they threatening to release this shit instead of actually releasing it? For a paper that normally runs stories of alien hybrid children, what in the fuck is so exotic about this story that they even gotta blink an eye before running it?
If they actually print proof & it can be verified, I'll retract my venom in this particular case.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Did they actually go thru & publish the photos months ago?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
But in the summer of 2009, the National Enquirer published reports that Edwards had taken a paternity test, and the results confirmed he was the father.
The editor (or someone) from the Enquirer said they're going to put in for a Pulitzer. Can't say I blame them. They should ge it if only to embarrass the other media.
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren