Man, Facing 90 Charges of Child Porn Possession, Blames Cat
Saturday, September 19, 2009
STUART, Fla — Authorities have filed another 90 charges of possession of child pornography against a Martin County man who blamed the crime on his cat.
According to a sheriff's report, Jensen Beach resident Keith Griffin told investigators that pornographic images downloaded when his cat jumped on his computer keyboard while he was downloading music.
Griffin was arrested in early August and charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography. Investigators filed the additional charges on Thursday.
Griffin is being held in lieu of $2.2 million bail at the Martin County Jail. He was not immediately known if he has an attorney.
Sheriff's officials said a family friend was caring for the cat.
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One of three cases is true ...
(i) one of his keys triggered a macro to download porn
(ii) the cat is secretly a genius & sentient enough to fuck over its owner ... I'm fairly certain all cats would kill their owners given the chance.
(iii) epic fail
(i) one of his keys triggered a macro to download porn
(ii) the cat is secretly a genius & sentient enough to fuck over its owner ... I'm fairly certain all cats would kill their owners given the chance.
(iii) epic fail
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
We should start DTM Legal Consulting. Maybe we can get The Onion to bankroll us. Worse defenses have gotten criminals off.TPRJones wrote:(iv) "Cat" is the name of his lover; a midget in a kitten fursuit.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."