We'll pay you back later, we swear.
Just claim that you need more money for some green or eco-something or other programs. The state's full of hippies that would willingly castrate themselves to save the planet.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."