My sister just texted me about this. While not as awesome Mike Levey(amazing discoveries) and Vince(shamwow guy) he could still hold my attention long enough on some cheesy product to make me think that I might want it.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."