So I spent the evening

Post by **Troy** » Mon May 11, 2009 11:42 pm

Using questionable tactics and killing would be house looters....

Plenty of hilarious kills.

The best was that I took out the guildmaster of one of the top pvp guilds.

bahahaha! He dropped a vanquishing sword too.

I'd open a gate in one of my inside rooms with the exit near destard, the GY, and the brit banks. All characters hid and I'd wait for the would-be house looter to come in and scope the place out.

I'd give the person the chance to go back through or recall, if they had accidentally stepped through the gate or something.

If they didn't, and instead went over to a tasty looking large only locked down chest (hilariously filled with body parts) Val pounced on them with DP and a kyrss.

THe only way out was blocked two deep by my hidden characters.

The TG guild master actually was smart and used the "remove myself" command, but he wanted to keep fighting after he got out, so he and Val went at it for a bit and I eventually chased him down. Right after I looted a wave of TG reds came over me, but I made it back into town.

It was a hilarious night, I packed the chest with body parts and corpses.

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Post by **Cakedaddy** » Tue May 12, 2009 1:32 am

How many kills?

Post by **Troy** » Tue May 12, 2009 2:18 am

5

2 of them were legit pvpers who had top quality gear

1 was a petless tamer? or something, I wasn't going to kill him but he started taking the body parts out!

The first two were just on foot bank thieves, but they let me warm up.

Post by **Leisher** » Tue May 12, 2009 9:08 am

Troy is my UO Hero.

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Tue May 12, 2009 11:00 pm

Need to make a tinkerer and trap that chest.

Post by **Troy** » Tue May 12, 2009 11:14 pm

Can you lock down a trapped chest?

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Tue May 12, 2009 11:57 pm

definately

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Tue May 12, 2009 11:57 pm

That's everyone's backup security. At least a poke at who ever is about to loot them.

Even though I said definately. . . if you can't, just fill it with something that makes it really heavy. But, not just one thing. Make it look tasty.

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Post by **Troy** » Wed May 13, 2009 10:21 pm

Val's bloody swath continues.

Heres a T-B red, nice loot, statloss, sucks for him. I fucked around for a while until i seperated him from the other like 3 T-B blue healers...

He said his macro screwed up or something....whateeever.

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Wed May 13, 2009 11:51 pm

I'm going to be available to participate after tomorrow night. Have been out of town working.

Post by **Troy** » Fri May 15, 2009 10:31 am

last night there was an event going on, where everyone got gated to the Blood Rock orc fort and a shitload of NPCs mixed in with regular Bloodrock orcs were spawned. Carnage insued.

I brought val in just GM made stuff and tried a suicide run into the depth of the fort and got shot in the face by 4 crossbows just as i had redlined a mage.

Fun stuff. I brought tas in to actually complete the quest thing, and I ended up with a statue for my troubles, and a few kills here and there.

I put Val back in his magic shit(Power Spear/Vanq Kryss) and sent another PK into stat loss hell after a fight in the Brit GY.

Good night, and the last free one I'll get in a while.

Hey how much to poison my two magic weapons?

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Post by **Cakedaddy** » Fri May 15, 2009 5:50 pm

$50,000

It's no big deal to poison stuff.

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Fri May 15, 2009 7:16 pm

Oh, and this:

and the last free one I'll get in a while.

is completely unacceptable.

Post by **Troy** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:40 pm

Movie night, I'll probably be on later though, she can't floor direct for 12 hours and stay up for very long.

In the meantime, here are some kills:

That dude in the black just stood around the whole time, didn't do anything!

I still have like 50 resist on val, and am currently leaning on absolute uber gear to get these kills.

Kyrsses with Paralyze, Power weapons with fireballs, teleport rings, reflect items, the works.

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Post by **GORDON** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:41 pm

Orange corpses?

Are we now at war?

Post by **Troy** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:43 pm

That's Val, he's not in the guild.

Today I randomly decided to make a guild called "VaL"

His title is "I'm"

I made it chaos, that was my first chaos kill.

Though somehow my one man guild already has two decs?

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