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GORDON wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 12:48 pm I'm sure the airlines will get right on that.
Did you mean "Get right on rolling out double decker seating?"

Can't wait to see the people who need two seats climb up and down that thing.
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Leisher wrote: Tue Jun 06, 2023 9:13 am
GORDON wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 12:48 pm I'm sure the airlines will get right on that.
Did you mean "Get right on rolling out double decker seating?"

Can't wait to see the people who need two seats climb up and down that thing.
I hope no one farts.
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I have no problem with that, but unless minimum seat sizes are mandated they'll just cram us in top and bottom, again. They've already proven to be sadists, when unsupervised.
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Fatties are really upset that they're being asked to pay for two seats.

This complaining can also be translated to: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Listen, I'm on your side in bitching about seats shrinking, although I care more about leg room. However, you lose me when your ass barely fits in TWO seats.

How about you put down the Big Mac and go for a walk? Why does the airline have to pay for your lack of self control? Why does your fellow passenger have to suffer because you're too lazy to shop and cook healthy?
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Said i before, I'll say it again:

First Class
Business Class
Comfort+
Economy

Cargo class, which is a stall with straw strewn about.
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Over the past two decades, the width of the average seat has shrunk from 18.5 to 17 inches.
So this was a crime against humanity, imho.

But still. There's very few people who don't have the ability to not be a few hundred pounds.
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GORDON wrote: Mon Jun 12, 2023 2:11 pm Cargo class, which is a stall with straw strewn about.
I would watch a PPV event of nothing but fatties being led to this and their reactions.
TheCatt wrote: Mon Jun 12, 2023 2:20 pm So this was a crime against humanity, imho.
No argument. I get needing to make a profit, but at some point safety and customer comfort have to matter as well.
TheCatt wrote: Mon Jun 12, 2023 2:20 pm But still. There's very few people who don't have the ability to not be a few hundred pounds.
Yep, and the irony here is that the self-fattened (is that funny?) are hurting the folks who have legit medical issues.
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Obesity is one of those terrible diseases you volunteer for.
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GORDON wrote: Mon Jun 12, 2023 2:11 pm Said i before, I'll say it again:

First Class
Business Class
Comfort+
Economy

Cargo class, which is a stall with straw strewn about.
Cargo Class would have mitigated this. All the straw would have captured the feces from the livestock.

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