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Currently closing a bar with a super hot lawyer
Gordo still got it
That is all
Gordo still got it
That is all
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Hey 6am and I just got home
All u suckers with your stable partners
All u suckers with your stable partners
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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What was his name?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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This was a "Are you kidding? I'm telling everyone" sort of situation.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Reminds me of my elevator ride with a young and hot at the time Chris Peterson.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Met a woman from Quebec recently. I said, "Good fishin up there in Quebec." She didn't get it.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Did you say Quebec or K-beck?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Are these consensual pictures? She wants you to show them off?
If so, I'll look, BUT I'll be disappointed if I don't see her face. If your dick is in any of the pictures, no thank you. Don't be pulling any of that, "I'm just selling a teapot" bullshit.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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I'm not going to show her pics. Was just feeling half drunk and silly.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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I really wondered if that was too old and deep of a pull. Glad someone got it.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Look at this woman's dating app profile:
In spite of her entire personality seeming ugly and gross, I am tempted to send her a message saying, "You must be in menopause, because you don't have any periods."I am not here for sex so please and i wont be that girl waiting for you while get over an ex probably shouldn't be on here if you aint over it because woman like me do exist and your standing in her way of a man that actually wants her so no other than that i like baking and dancing hikes and music can hold a conversation and promise you im the rare breed you think died off im like one of the last of them lol fr
ABOUT AMANDA
Soo im definitely looking for a man im too old to play lets fuck and you jump to the next female i have had bad luck in relationships yet im still out here trying these grown ass men out here scared of a relationship because of the past its seriously so comical tbh thats just a an excuse to get down our pants well sorry i see through the bullshit and im prob not gonna get alot of matches this way but if u want me you gotta learn me mentally before i give up my ass to you if not keep swiping
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."