Weird dream dreams
Weird dream dreams
I had a dream the other night that I was part of the SNL cast, doing a skit with a really hot woman and Phil Hartman. It was called "The Threesome"
Apparently SNL became X-rated, cuz it was my job to fuck this girl. I ripped off her top, bent her over a (couch? chair? unclear) and was starting to pull her bottoms down when Phil walked over approaching her from her front. I yanked down her tights, and Phil started talking to her. The joke was that I was pleasing her physically while Phil's character pleased her emotionally. Then I woke up.
Apparently SNL became X-rated, cuz it was my job to fuck this girl. I ripped off her top, bent her over a (couch? chair? unclear) and was starting to pull her bottoms down when Phil walked over approaching her from her front. I yanked down her tights, and Phil started talking to her. The joke was that I was pleasing her physically while Phil's character pleased her emotionally. Then I woke up.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
I was going to make a joke about that when I posted.
But, no... serious hot.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
This would be WAY over the head of most SNL fans. (That's not a shot at them, even though it kind of is...)TheCatt wrote: I had a dream the other night that I was part of the SNL cast, doing a skit with a really hot woman and Phil Hartman. It was called "The Threesome"
Apparently SNL became X-rated, cuz it was my job to fuck this girl. I ripped off her top, bent her over a (couch? chair? unclear) and was starting to pull her bottoms down when Phil walked over approaching her from her front. I yanked down her tights, and Phil started talking to her. The joke was that I was pleasing her physically while Phil's character pleased her emotionally. Then I woke up.
Also, I miss Phil Hartman.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Weird dream dreams
Yeah, we watched the Three Amigos the other day, and he's got a small part in the beginning.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
I think it was Chapelle show... a woman's gay best friend? Husband bangs her, then he leaves the bed and gay best friend rolls in to cuddle?
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Weird dream dreams
Last night’s dream was that I was at a big mall, and the coronavirus evolved into one of those zombie viruses, like World War Z, and some teenaged girl started chomping on her dad. I ran away, made it into a store with an old woman working there, and we locked it down. I had to push the black door closed, though, cuz the lock wasn’t working correctly or something. Then I saw people banging on the door later, but it turned out to be a group of friends of mine, and things had calmed down outside, but we knew that lots of people had died. The store emptied into in the back door to a large wooded area (odd for a mall, but whatevs), I went home and got my gun, then came back. We started setting up a campground, etc. I then went back home to get supplies, but somehow knew it wasn’t safe in the house. I noticed the air conditioning was on, and was trying to figure out with so many people dying how long electricity would work. I realized once we lost electricity, etc, my software development skills just wouldn’t matter much to our survival. And then I woke up.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
I do not specifically recall. She was not fat. But my only vision of her is ripping her dad apart and eating his flesh, so... I wasn’t really into it.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
Last night I had a dream that I met and had sex with a porn star. It was more than a one night stand, but less than an actual romance. I don't know if it was a real person or an amalgam of ladies.
Fingers crossed for a repeat of that dream tonight.
Fingers crossed for a repeat of that dream tonight.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Weird dream dreams
SpaceX was launching a manned crew capsule a quarter mile north of my house. I was watching it.
Launch fucked up, the rocket ended up popping up like it was on compressed air, then it veered over my house and began crashing a quarter mile south. I could see the crew capsule trying to eject but it didn't separate until the last moment.
Then the scene changes to the crew capsule. The rocket itself didn't immediately explode, but it did begin to burn. The astronauts in the crew capsule, as things were getting hotter and hotter, were contemplating taking cyanide capsules.
I was afraid all my house windows would break when the explosion happened.
Launch fucked up, the rocket ended up popping up like it was on compressed air, then it veered over my house and began crashing a quarter mile south. I could see the crew capsule trying to eject but it didn't separate until the last moment.
Then the scene changes to the crew capsule. The rocket itself didn't immediately explode, but it did begin to burn. The astronauts in the crew capsule, as things were getting hotter and hotter, were contemplating taking cyanide capsules.
I was afraid all my house windows would break when the explosion happened.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Weird dream dreams
I was working in an office building, Oscar from The Office was one of my coworkers. There was this super weird bike/monorail contraption that people used to move between buildings. Like bikes that were bundled together like a roller-coaster (except on a flat course), on a elevated, railed platform like the Disney monorail. Once in the office, I was going to see if a woman was single for a friend of mine, and as I was walking over to her and Oscar, I heard the hottest coworker compliment my butt. I overheard the male friend of mine I was checking on hot coworker B for says "Really?" and hottest coworker said "Oh yeah"... Hot coworker B and I almost shook hands, then we remembered "people don't do that any more," and she and I were talking, I casually flipped through her day planner, and it had all these pictures of her and her apparent fiance.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
Very interesting that you dream of the openly gay character in The Office and people checking out your ass...
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Weird dream dreams
Oscar was just talking to the hot girl, representing how other men are no contest for me.
And women check out my ass, I can't help it.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Weird dream dreams
This comment makes you an ist of some sort...
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Weird dream dreams
Last night me and my Marine battalion were restoring an ancient Egyptian pyramid. That was on an aircraft carrier.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Weird dream dreams
My dreams have been very scattered lately, much less linear, much more disjointed. All I can remember from last night is that you could basically have virtual sex with people, and it felt entirely real, and my wife and I had a 3some with some (fictional) famous music artist name Rae Jay (or Rae Jae, not sure). We facetimed her afterwards, and she loved it (the artist, I did not get my wife's opinion, apparently).
Then something about being in a travel abroad program in high school, where we were in Europe, and everyone was going to their places, and I was the only one who had signed up to go to Russia. And I was realizing that I spoke no Russian.
Then something about being in a travel abroad program in high school, where we were in Europe, and everyone was going to their places, and I was the only one who had signed up to go to Russia. And I was realizing that I spoke no Russian.
It's not me, it's someone else.