Happy birthday, Leisher!
Re: Happy birthday, Leisher!
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It was a hell of a week.
Vegas, a hole-in-one, and then the 4th up at the lake.
Vegas, a hole-in-one, and then the 4th up at the lake.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Re: Happy birthday, Leisher!
Out of curiosity, what sort of hole-in-one does one get on the Strip?
"ATTENTION: Customers browsing porn must hold magazines with both hands at all times!"
Re: Happy birthday, Leisher!
Someone got shot. Does that count?
My hole in one came three days after returning and two days before my birthday. Bedford Hills Golf Course. Buckeye #4. 134 yards. I hit an easy 9 iron.
My hole in one came three days after returning and two days before my birthday. Bedford Hills Golf Course. Buckeye #4. 134 yards. I hit an easy 9 iron.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Hopefully someone does shots.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Shot through the heart
And Leisher's to blame
He likes cock
It's a damned shame.
And Leisher's to blame
He likes cock
It's a damned shame.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Happy birthday, Leisher!
A shame? Change the last line to "And not names," follow it up with a phone number, and you've got a limerick fit for the filthiest bathroom wall.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Happy birthday, Leisher!
I like your line better but I feel like I committed.
Sung to the tune of Bon Jovi's "Shot Through the Heart."
Sung to the tune of Bon Jovi's "Shot Through the Heart."
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Happy Birthday!
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
Happy birthday, Leisher!
It was a great day. Got drunk, did absolutely nothing, and didn't have to talk to or constantly repel Gordon's advances all day.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Happy birthday, Leisher!
So you just gave in. Got it.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Gordon wasn't within 50 miles of where I was thanks to the restraining order I got slapped on him.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Happy birthday, Leisher!
This year I came to Vegas to celebrate your birthday.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Thanks gents.
Naked women are just swell.
Enjoy Vegas Gordo. Give us some details elsewhere.
Naked women are just swell.
Enjoy Vegas Gordo. Give us some details elsewhere.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Happy Birthday Leisher. Hope it was enjoyed.
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Thanks Catt, just what I wanted!
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”