Uber had disabled emergency braking because it apparently triggered too often.Leisher wrote: Self driving Uber car kills woman.
Uber/Lyft
Uber/Lyft
That's not going to look good in court.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Uber/Lyft
Saw this ad running the past few days as Uber tries to fix its image:
Today: Uber driver shoots and kills passenger.
Timing truly is the secret to comedy.
Today: Uber driver shoots and kills passenger.
Timing truly is the secret to comedy.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Uber/Lyft
C’mon...you kinda want to get raped.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Uber/Lyft
Dad, to daughter: "Yeah, he does kind of look like a child molester. Send Gene to take his order, instead."
Gene (his son): "Wait, why do I have to get molested?"
Dad: "You won't get molested."
Gene: "Why?"
Dad: "Well, because you know. You're heavy."
Gene (his son): "Wait, why do I have to get molested?"
Dad: "You won't get molested."
Gene: "Why?"
Dad: "Well, because you know. You're heavy."
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Uber/Lyft
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Uber/Lyft
Ummm. Women accuse Uber of not warning them of people pretending to be Uber drivers
Nine people were sexually assaulted by "fake Uber drivers" between September 2016 and February 2018 in Los Angeles, a new lawsuit alleges.
The lawsuit is being brought by three of the individuals, all listed as Jane Does, who claim they were raped by individuals who posed as Uber drivers to pick up passengers. It was filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday.
The Jane Does are accusing Uber of negligence, arguing the company failed to warn them and other customers about fake drivers targeting women who were drinking in the area, despite being allegedly warned by law enforcement, according to the complaint.
The suit comes more than a week after University of South Carolina student Samantha Josephson was kidnapped and killed when she got into a vehicle she mistakenly thought was the Uber she ordered.
According to the complaint, law enforcement warned Uber on at least five occasions of assaults by fake Uber drivers within a section of Los Angeles where several popular nightclubs are located. The lawsuit claims the warnings came from the Los Angeles Police Department and the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, and took place before the first Jane Doe was allegedly raped on June 18, 2017.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Uber/Lyft
I have a solution!
All Uber/Lyft cars will be required to be marked so they're easily identifiable. Then we can make their drivers register so they're easily tracked. And...oh wait...
All Uber/Lyft cars will be required to be marked so they're easily identifiable. Then we can make their drivers register so they're easily tracked. And...oh wait...
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Uber/Lyft
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Uber/Lyft
Kinda.
Uber is trying to be the "everything". Lyft just wants to get you from place A to place B...safely.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Uber/Lyft
What if we could get them from A to B, and rape them, too?
It's not me, it's someone else.
Uber/Lyft
"Don't meet strangers on the internet, and don't get into cars with them. Unless they have an Uber sticker in the window, then it's legit."
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Uber/Lyft
Drivers striking.
Why?
Why?
So you want to be cab drivers?Participating drivers say they intend to send a message to Uber and its rivals: They want livable incomes, job security and regulated fares, among other demands.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Uber/Lyft
I still have a 5 star rating. Woot!
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”