No, no, no, no, no
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DictionaryDave
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From what I've heard Seagal is (or at least was) a world class dick. I knew a girl who Seagal tried to put the moves on while he was still married to Kelly LeBrock.
I've been told that in the karate community his movies are a big joke because he'll punch thing with bent wrist (a sure way of breaking your wrist). But hey, I've seen him move. Anbody who gets hit by that still, leather-clad oaf probably deserves it.
Of course, his Maountain Dew commercial is great. I didn't think he'd be able to make fun od himself. Maybe he's changed?
I've been told that in the karate community his movies are a big joke because he'll punch thing with bent wrist (a sure way of breaking your wrist). But hey, I've seen him move. Anbody who gets hit by that still, leather-clad oaf probably deserves it.
Of course, his Maountain Dew commercial is great. I didn't think he'd be able to make fun od himself. Maybe he's changed?
His moves or movies ain't the greatest. But goddamn, an album? I think Eddie Murphy needs to start a support group w\ him & some other hack singers.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
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Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."