is dead.
I walked into the kitchen and said, "Guess who died."
Wife says, "movie star?"
"No."
"Band?"
"Yes."
Pause. I mime fellatio.
"Oh no! George Michael?"
She also can't think of Stevie Nicks name anymore since I related the story of her cocaine use. She just calls her cocaine butt now.
George Michael
George Michael
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
Re: George Michael
Damn. Who's going to pay Andrew Ridgely's rent now?
Sidenote: Christ almighty, I hate Stevie Nicks.
Sidenote: Christ almighty, I hate Stevie Nicks.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Re: George Michael
Word is heart failure.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."