Kenya

[Leisher]

Not really big into the gays.

[Malcolm]

What a fine Christian nation.

[Paul]

I just go back from Kenya last night.
Nobody (from the government) inspected my butt hole.

[GORDON]

I just go back from Kenya last night.
Nobody (from the government) inspected my butt hole.

Yes they did.

Enjoy your ass cancer in 3 years from the side scanning x-ray machine.

[Paul]

I'll die from baboon aids well before 3 years.






And to prove it was Kenya and not South Africa:

[GORDON]

Did you see the lions and tigers?

[Paul]

When Jimmy Kimmel's sister asked me where I was going, I posted a link to that video as my response.

[Paul]

Oh, and tigers aren't native to Africa. I don';t know what that tiger is doing in the Kenya video. Did it escape from a zoo?

[TheCatt]

Oh, and tigers aren't native to Africa. I don';t know what that tiger is doing in the Kenya video. Did it escape from a zoo?

I always associated tigers with Africa for some reason (and Asia). Like they always say, 'Lions and tigers,' implying they live together in some form.

I don't think it was until last year that it really sunk in. "Why are there no tigers in the Africa exhibit?" "Oh..."

[Paul]

I told my daughter, "We're going to see lions and tigers and bears!" but then I thought about it, and realized that tigers were Asian.
Then I Googled African bears, and it ends up there are none. Africa had a bear a long time ago, but it's extinct.

So basically, Dorothy thought that she had landed in Asia.

[GORDON]

Oh, and tigers aren't native to Africa. I don';t know what that tiger is doing in the Kenya video. Did it escape from a zoo?

Congrats on taking like 15 years to get the joke.

[TPRJones]

I knew tigers aren't in Africa and it never occurred to me they shouldn't be in the video.

[GORDON]

GOT LIONS AND TIGERS ONLY IN KENYA