30 Day Sex Challenge

[Leisher]

I've seen porns where dicks end up in armpits.

Yes, because someone is theoretically paying to see it. That person (the viewer) is also not the one fucking the armpit. Let's take a quick survey of some hookers and see how many get that request.

Hookers get shit on and pissed on. Are you seriously suggesting they've never had an armpit request? And while I'm certain some have taken a dick in the armpit, the other holes' availability makes it less appealing except for those with a fetish.

But you're taking us well off the beaten path of the original statement in question...

Glory holes weren't invented because women like to stick their private parts into any hole in search of pleasure...

Those were invented the same reason AshleyMadison.com was. Desperation. I wouldn't describe either as "wet."

I have no idea what you're going on about.

Why do you jack off Malcolm? Because no one will do it for you or is available to... Is that desperation or nature? (And yes, I'm sure you're the only man on the planet who doesn't jerk it and you're a well known cocksman in Minnesota who never has to spend a night alone if you so choose.)

Stop trying to defend the virtue of men. It's a bullshit argument. Men are designed to spread their seed so they're given a high sex drive and lower standards. Women are designed to select a mate that impresses them and breed with them, then nest and mother the young. It's why as kids we got chubs when we'd see a bra catalog, while girls dreamed of their wedding day.

Dave Attell Road Work:
"Ladies, the next time your man is going down on you, try something. Cum eventually! Just as a goof! It'll blow his mind!"

"I love it in porn when the ladies scissor each other. Someone told me, 'Dave, you know they don't cum when they do that!'. Well, I do so keep doing it."

[Malcolm]

Because no one will do it for you or is available to... Is that desperation or nature? (And yes, I'm sure you're the only man on the planet who doesn't jerk it and you're a well known cocksman in Minnesota who never has to spend a night alone if you so choose.)

Are glory holes equivalent to that in your book? One seems way less likely to require a tetanus shot.

Stop trying to defend the virtue of men.

When the fuck have I defended virtue, let alone that of men?

Men are designed to spread their seed so they're given a high sex drive and lower standards.

Sure, in general. However, you've also got cases like catt's response to the chicks on the boat. I don't give a flying fuck about one's subjective morals or virtue. Personal standards are another matter.

[TheCatt]

I think Leisher just called me a woman.

[TPRJones]

Why do you jack off Malcolm? Because no one will do it for you or is available to...

Purely assumption. Me if there were someone available I'd probably send them away. Because if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

That and because that sort of service is either paid for in cash or comes with a shitload of baggage called a relationship that I for one want absolutely nothing to do with.

Is that desperation or nature?

I call it wisdom.

[Leisher]

Because no one will do it for you or is available to... Is that desperation or nature? (And yes, I'm sure you're the only man on the planet who doesn't jerk it and you're a well known cocksman in Minnesota who never has to spend a night alone if you so choose.)

Are glory holes equivalent to that in your book? One seems way less likely to require a tetanus shot.

Stop trying to defend the virtue of men.

When the fuck have I defended virtue, let alone that of men?

Men are designed to spread their seed so they're given a high sex drive and lower standards.

Sure, in general. However, you've also got cases like catt's response to the chicks on the boat. I don't give a flying fuck about one's subjective morals or virtue. Personal standards are another matter.

Are glory holes, masturbation, armpit fucking, etc. the same? In terms of acts, no. In terms of examples of the lengths men will go to to get off? Yes.

For the sake of clarity since your spinning took us way off topic...I simply stated a quote from a movie about the ease with which men are sexually pleasured. You disagreed.

Is that defending the virtue of men? Since you're discussing personal standards and tried to give an extreme example that involved a fat, sweaty man's armpit, I'd have to say yes.

I sincerely don't have a clue why you'd oppose the fact that men reach climax much easier than women. I don't say opinion. I say fact. Hell, take a peek around the animal kingdom. Lions screw a lot (lionesses can screw 50 times a day) and their sex lasts about 10 seconds. The purpose of sex is to procreate and that means the man cumming. We're far faster on the trigger than women are, and mother nature doesn't really care if she cums.

How many dogs around the country fuck the shit out of dolls in their homes?

Do some people have higher standards than others? Of course. Doesn't mean shit in terms of what they'd be willing to do if mother nature is telling them to drop their load. Continuing with your Catt example, I'm pretty sure Salma Hayek could talk him into fucking her armpit...

But let's switch to a new topic. Tomorrow the sun will rise in the East and set in the West. I look forward to hearing why that's bullshit with completely off topic examples.

[Leisher]

I think Leisher just called me a woman.

If the shoe fits!

I call it wisdom.

I laughed.

[TPRJones]

For the sake of clarity since your spinning took us way off topic...I simply stated a quote from a movie about the ease with which men are sexually pleasured. You disagreed.

The movie quote isn't completely wrong. But I will say if it were completely right there would have been no need to invent Viagra.

...mother nature doesn't really care if she cums.

For humans she does. If a woman climaxes she's rather more likely to get pregnant. The muscular spasms push out the cervix and cause it to dip into the pool of semen and suck it in like a thirsty horse at a mid-desert watering hole in a Western movie.

Tomorrow the sun will rise in the East and set in the West.

Your directional labels are arbitrary cultural constructs derived from our Eurocentric history and has no deeper objective meanings. I defy your definitions. On my new world maps North is the direction of earth's rotation. The sun will rise in the North and set in the South. We live in the East hemisphere. There are kangaroos in the West hemisphere. That seems much more sensical to me.

[TheCatt]

I think Leisher just called me a woman.

If the shoe fits!

Oh great, back to the shoe thing. JUST BECAUSE I ENJOY HAVING THE PROPER FOOTWEAR FOR THE PROPER ACTIVITY.

Speaking of which, I got some fabulous climbing shoes the other day...

[Malcolm]

I simply stated a quote from a movie about the ease with which men are sexually pleasured. You disagreed.

Is that defending the virtue of men? Since you're discussing personal standards and tried to give an extreme example that involved a fat, sweaty man's armpit, I'd have to say yes.

Ease? Dude, given the right circumstances, it's easy for anyone, man or woman. That's not about virtue, that's about psychological and biological responses trying to resolve themselves. As TPR pointed out, Viagra is a thing -- so that might goose the biological end a bit. Then there's the psych bit, which we have chems and counseling for.

I sincerely don't have a clue why you'd oppose the fact that men reach climax much easier than women.

I don't recall arguing that. I'm calling bullshit on the quote you put up. It's a dangerous oversimplification.

Lions screw a lot (lionesses can screw 50 times a day) and their sex lasts about 10 seconds. The purpose of sex is to procreate and that means the man cumming. We're far faster on the trigger than women are, and mother nature doesn't really care if she cums.

How many dogs around the country fuck the shit out of dolls in their homes?

Do some people have higher standards than others? Of course. Doesn't mean shit in terms of what they'd be willing to do if mother nature is telling them to drop their load.

Nature, being the bitch she is, gave people way more sentience, regret, and shame than most other animals, too. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe elephants (smart mofos) get drunk (they can and do), fuck another elephant, wake up hung-the-fuck-over the next morning, glance to their side, and experience a feeling comparable to...


There are almost infinite hangups or neuroses one could have which overrule biology.

[Leisher]

Mama June gets even hotter for Catt, who ranked her higher than anyone ever.