It's pub night. But reality is moving closer to my prediction of a Mondale-like smackdown. I could run an unknown third-world dictator against Dumpy Drumpf and still slide to a solid victory. I could rip off this whole plot and win.GORDON wrote:Hilarious.
I bet Malcolm is partying so hard right now.
2016 General Election Thread
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Sofa king funny.
It's kind of exciting to be seeing either the end of the Republican Party (as it currently exists), or the end of the American presidential election process, in general.
It's kind of exciting to be seeing either the end of the Republican Party (as it currently exists), or the end of the American presidential election process, in general.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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The latter option sounds like a twofer, so I'd have that one.GORDON wrote:It's kind of exciting to be seeing either the end of the Republican Party (as it currently exists), or the end of the American presidential election process, in general.
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No.TheCatt wrote:Yes, it's Trump now.GORDON wrote:So was he the last R close to Trump?
He was the R, right? I don't even know.
Kasich was still in the running believe it or not, but he dropped out today.
This seems like Trump is THE guy now, but the Republicans could still screw him over at the convention.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Fixed....but the Republicans should still screw him over at the convention.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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#dropouthillary is trending massively.
Bernie Sanders supporters have this hashtag making national news. Remember how much of a circus the GOP primaries were? It seems now that Trump is the guy, the Dems are trying to get all the headlines. Bernie has no chance of winning, but won't drop out and now his supporters are trying to get the front runner to bow out. Hilarious.
Despite people making jokes about it, I think Trump has a legit chance of beating Hillary. She is NOT going to get young people to vote for her like Obama did. It seems like more people will be motivated to vote for Trump due to the anti-established politician thing.
A friend in my golf league has a theory that Trump is the smartest guy in the race. I laughed, and he said, "Think about it. He dipped his toe in four years ago just to get people talking. Now he's jumped in with both feet. He's been saying the most preposterous things to grab every headline. You never heard about any other candidates. Now that's it's over, he's promising to soften his stance and he hasn't been in the news lately for saying dumb things." I just said, "I hope you're right and he's smarter than he's acting."
Bernie Sanders supporters have this hashtag making national news. Remember how much of a circus the GOP primaries were? It seems now that Trump is the guy, the Dems are trying to get all the headlines. Bernie has no chance of winning, but won't drop out and now his supporters are trying to get the front runner to bow out. Hilarious.
Despite people making jokes about it, I think Trump has a legit chance of beating Hillary. She is NOT going to get young people to vote for her like Obama did. It seems like more people will be motivated to vote for Trump due to the anti-established politician thing.
A friend in my golf league has a theory that Trump is the smartest guy in the race. I laughed, and he said, "Think about it. He dipped his toe in four years ago just to get people talking. Now he's jumped in with both feet. He's been saying the most preposterous things to grab every headline. You never heard about any other candidates. Now that's it's over, he's promising to soften his stance and he hasn't been in the news lately for saying dumb things." I just said, "I hope you're right and he's smarter than he's acting."
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Not even close.Trump has a legit chance of beating Hillary.
David Icke has a theory the world is run by lizard people who came from space and now live underground. I put equal credence in both.A friend in my golf league has a theory that Trump is the smartest guy in the race.
Years of watching him running his biz like a fucktard strongly and consistently indicate he's not."I hope you're right and he's smarter than he's acting."
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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You say that, but the average polling only has her ahead by 6.5 points.Not even close.
To be fair, asking you about an unbiased opinion on Trump is like asking Hillary Clinton for an unbiased opinion on Trump. Not sure what he did to you, but your hatred for him indicates that maybe he slept with you and didn't call the next day or something.I put equal credence in both.
And "hate deny" him all you want, this election is going to be won by who gets their folks out to vote. Hillary is going to be very, very weak in that regard. I think Trump has a legit shot at beating her.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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As I've always said I don't give any fucks but I am now betting against malcolm just because he is so cocky about how sure he is that he knows the outcome.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Trump vs Hillary: I would vote Hillary. (or liberatarian)
Trump vs Bernie: I'm voting Trump.
Trump vs Bernie: I'm voting Trump.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Dammit.
Dammit.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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He is an objective retard and reminds me that many voters are in the same category.Not sure what he did to you...
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Can't be arsed to upload the chart, but apparently I'm 92% Green Party this year. About 2 inches left of Catt.
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Wtf URL are you hitting?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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I Side With
For the party perspective:
Parties you side with...
76% Republicans
75% Libertarians
74% Democrats
66% Constitution Party
60% Green Party
53% Socialist
For the party perspective:
Parties you side with...
76% Republicans
75% Libertarians
74% Democrats
66% Constitution Party
60% Green Party
53% Socialist
It's not me, it's someone else.
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I'm up near the tip of the arrow right below the word "Libertarian." From where I stand Gary Johnson is too authoritarian.
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My party isn't on there. Discriminatory bastards.


Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Biden sucks his own cock.
"I think I would have been the best president, but it was the right thing not just for my family but for me," not to run, Biden said on ABC's "Good Morning America."
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."

