Slayer guitarist dead
Metal fans have gotten fatter and stupider than I remember. Fortunately, the group in front of me was cool, but most everyone else was a dick, waddling their 300 pound guts to the pit, huffing and puffing back two songs later while they leave a wake in the crowd three times as wide as their ass.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."