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The "Snape/Sorting Hat fellatio" thing gave me the willies.
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Actually, I didn't know.

My wife did.
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Slash is the word for which you are looking.
Only a pervert would know that.
How do you know it's correct, then?
Because I know Catt's a pervert.
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I must have not gotten the memo about the whole "slash" thing.

I guess it's "good" to know now.
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Actually, I didn't know.

My wife did.
I didn't know either... but my wife did.

I mean, I knew there was gay erotic fan fiction out there, but I didn't know the term "slash" and I'd assumed that it was written by gay dudes for gay dudes.
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Some chicks really dig gay men and the gay culture, because it is non-threatening to them.

Which explains your wives' choices in husbands.
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Some chicks really dig gay men and the gay culture, because it is non-threatening to them.

Which explains your wives' choices in husbands.
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I was the first one who wanted to go to war!
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It's official Harry Potter is gay
Wadda mean? Other people can read this?!
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This is really about the movie. None of that gay shit.

CNN has managed to ruin it for all those who haven't read the book.

Fuckers!
Wadda mean? Other people can read this?!
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Watch trekkies, they have a whole segment on star trek slash with interviews and a women talking about kirk on spock loving.
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Post by Paul »

A friend of a friend works at Amazon and talked to the 24-hour security they have guarding the Harry potter books.
Yes, they're guarded by two guards at all times.

He asked a guard, "What would happen if I grabbed a stack of books and ran?"

The guard replied, "I'm not allowed to discuss policy, but I'd wave you and the books goodbye."

Basically they're not going to have a physical confrontation with a thief to save a few books for what they're being paid. They're just there for looks, and to tattle.





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Good setup, could have had a better joke.

When you said "kiss you and the books goodbye" I pictured a built-in self destruct mechanism that would blow up everything.
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TheCatt wrote:When you said "kiss you and the books goodbye" I pictured a built-in self destruct mechanism that would blow up everything.
See, I was going with the whole flame thrower bit.
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At any rate, I like our interpretations better than Paul's. Freaking hippie.



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The guard replied, "I'm not allowed to discuss policy, but I'd pin you down and give you the best B.J. that a non-sorting hat Muggle could give."

Happy now?
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