Coolest ST:TNG moment? - Time to nerd.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:38 pm

Saying "that lesbian kiss has no passion" is like saying "that's the worst blowjob I've every received."

Because the worst one is still pretty good.

Post by **Leisher** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:59 pm

Saying "that lesbian kiss has no passion" is like saying "that's the worst blowjob I've every received."

Because the worst one is still pretty good.

Good point.

However, even a lesbian kiss isn't enough to make that show any good.

And actually, the more I think about it, NO, that's not true. I've gotten a really bad blowjob before. The girl used so much teeth she might as well have been Jaws. Plus, there are certain women I just don't want to see kiss. Ever.

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DoctorChaos · Post by **DoctorChaos** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:03 pm

The girl used so much teeth she might as well have been Jaws.

Wasn't her nickname Jaws? or was that another girl?

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:11 pm

Because the worst one is still pretty good.

Rosie O'Donnell & Roseanne.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:27 pm

Saying "that lesbian kiss has no passion" is like saying "that's the worst blowjob I've every received."

Because the worst one is still pretty good.

Bah, Gordo! Don't tell me you haven't been chafed by someone's teeth, or their mustache.

Maolcom, that Rosie O'Donnell & Roseanne image will haunt my nightmares.

Post by **Leisher** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:00 pm

Rosie O'Donnell & Roseanne.

I was going to describe this exact same pairing to prove my point in my last post, but hit Add reply and was too lazy to go back and add it.

Wasn't her nickname Jaws? or was that another girl?

Who are you talking about? You thinking of "the dime" girl?

DoctorChaos · Post by **DoctorChaos** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:40 pm

Wasn't her nickname Jaws? or was that another girl?
Who are you talking about? You thinking of "the dime" girl?

No, I wasn't thinking of 'the dime' girl, but was she the one? No, Jaws' friends actually called her that to her face. Involved a parking break slipping.

Post by **Leisher** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:58 pm

No, I wasn't thinking of 'the dime' girl, but was she the one? No, Jaws' friends actually called her that to her face. Involved a parking break slipping.

If I remember correctly Dime Girl used teeth, but no it wasn't her. Truthfully, I don't remember which girl it was, but I know it wasn't Dime because I let her finish.

Anyway, Dime won't ever be forgotten just because of the situation.

Who was Jaws?

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:05 pm

God damn it. Didn't y'all haters say you didn't even watch DS9? How are you qualified to have an opinion about it?

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:13 pm

God damn it. Didn't y'all haters say you didn't even watch DS9? How are you qualified to have an opinion about it?

I watched enough of it to give it a chance not to suck like that musical cop opera show. & it still sucked. I blame the writing chiefly & a few key actors that routinely couldn't handle their fucking roles. You can count Avery Brooks amongst them. Jesus Christ, they should've gotten Michael Winslow from "Police Academy."

Post by **Vince** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:56 pm

I liked the first couple of seasons of DS9. I was watching it after I stopped watching TNG.

Best moment in TNG was in the pilot when McCoy made his appearance.

Looking at Data's ears "You're not a Vulcan."

"No. I am an android."

"Almost as bad."

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Post by **Leisher** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:22 am

I've seen episodes of DS9 from every season, but didn't watch it religiously because I always felt like it sucked.

The characters and casting sucked as did the premise. Plus, it always seemed to be hiding some political message.

I honestly don't know if I'd rate it better than Voyager and I hated that show.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:51 pm

I honestly don't know if I'd rate it better than Voyager and I hated that show.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's harsh. The gods had to give special dispensation for Voyager's level of suckage.

Post by **GORDON** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:31 pm

Locutus: You will disarm your weapons, and escort us to Sector 001. If you attempt to intervene, we will destroy you.

Riker: Then take your best shot Locutus, because we are about to intervene.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:00 pm

Coolest moment...

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:36 pm

Picard : Would you have any trouble carrying out a completely illegal kidnapping?
Riker : None, sir.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:13 pm

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:27 pm

If that show ever had the choice between "more special effects" and "more scenes requiring acting or dialogue," then I'd pick blinky lights every time.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:36 pm

Just trying to illustrate that DS9 isn't completely worthless, but the people who think that are absolutely BITEME in their ability to open their minds to new ideas.

DictionaryDave · Post by **DictionaryDave** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:39 pm

DS9 had some of the best battle scenes ever in Star Trek universe.