Lantern's Lane (2021)

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Lantern's Lane (2021)

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A woman returns to her hometown and visits with old friends. This leads to a visit to an urban legend house and peeps start dying.

This is oddly billed as a comedy horror, but it's just a horror film.

The overall story concept is fine, but the execution is not. This is Friday the 13th Part V or Halloween H20 except with a no name killer. I just not-so-subtly told you the movie's entire plot. Anyone get it? (Just curious.)

Very meh everything. Direction, acting, sound, lighting, etc. However, the dialogue and character actions leave meh and head straight to terrible.

Skip it.
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