Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight (2020)

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Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight (2020)

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Netflix

Polish horror movie about a bunch of teens forced to go camping to help them shed their addiction to technology. Little do they know that they are being hunted by Sloth's less attractive brothers.

The effects in this movie are sometimes hilarious, sometimes very competent. Is that a mannequin head rolling there? Yep. Does that guy's head legit look on fire? Yep.

The acting is pretty bad, but props to casting because these kids are real. No super models. No super buff dudes. In fact, one of the kids that lasts quite awhile has a legit spare tire. Not just up front, but a crazy amount of back fat. And maybe I don't give the kids enough credit because I was watching a dubbed version, so the voices were clearly not those of the actual actors.

Nothing here you've never seen before and done better.

Meh.
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