The Lords of Salem (2012)

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The Lords of Salem (2012)

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Rob Zombie film.

Sheri Moon Zombie stars (duh) as Heidi Hawthorne, a local DJ who is mentally and physically affected by new music by a band called The Lords. The story takes place in Salem.

Loads of nudity, most of which you won't want to see.

This is a snooze. The story is completely nonsensical, which is often the case when you're dealing with supernatural storylines. The acting is fine, but there's really nothing for them to react to or work with. So, so many pointless scenes that go nowhere. Overall, nothing actually happens in the entire movie. I'm sure it would be argued that all sorts of stuff happens, but no, flashing images of symbolism over your nonsensical story isn't deep, it's just pointless.

This movie sucked.
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