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Sidescroller

The good:
-Great art style
-There's 1 or 2 cool design ideas
-The music is a bit catchy for generic big band jazz

The bad:
-The music gets repetitive and you'll want to mute it. You can't.
-No controller support.
-Absolutely no instructions or directions or any kind. Every level requires you to figure things out.
-No visual damage indicators for enemies.
-The Control Layout in the menu doesn't even show all the commands, and at least one is completely wrong.
-The story, which others praise, is basically nonsense.
-It's a horrific port that commits a bunch of Game Design 101 sins.
-Can't beat the bosses? No worries, just go to the menu, choose the replay icon, pick that boss and it warps you to the next stage. You can do this immediately upon encountering any boss.

A game with a penis as the hero, other penises as cops, vaginas as teeth having monsters, dick guns that shoot sperm, nazi birds, and so on. Make any sense? Don't worry, neither does the game play.

I cannot recommend this at any price unless you're still 8-12 years old and genitalia jokes are still the height of comedy to you.

There are much, much better and more innovative games out there that deserve your time and money.
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