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From here.

Almost didn't even make a thread, because who cares, at this point. This is why I lost the will to make updates... no one cares, no one thinks, no one is ever swayed, and it is a waste of time.
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Sometimes I just wonder if people have nothing better to do with their lives.
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I think there may actually be people out there who do it on purpose as a way to give their lives meaning..."YOU WILL ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE AND NOW YOU NEED TO DEAL WITH ME... I AM NOT INVISIBLE!"

These people, of course, must be destroyed.
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I hate the inconsiderate assholes of the world that get in our way. I hate them with a passion. And I fuck them over every chance I get.
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Post by Malcolm »

At airport. Dumb bitch tries to cut in front of fifty people at security. Dumb bitch #2 gives her frontsies. Loser tsa dude does nothing. Then, some asshole forgets to unpack his laptop. So everyone has to wait while loser tsa dude #2 slowly gets it and bumps it ahead of everyone else's luggage. Fuck christmas.
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You have to admit it would be easier to start smacking people for giving "frontsies" in any other country but gun-loving America.
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Malcolm wrote:At airport. Dumb bitch tries to cut in front of fifty people at security. Dumb bitch #2 gives her frontsies. Loser tsa dude does nothing. Then, some asshole forgets to unpack his laptop. So everyone has to wait while loser tsa dude #2 slowly gets it and bumps it ahead of everyone else's luggage. Fuck christmas.
You've got this Spirit of Christmas thing down pat.
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Post by Malcolm »

I get she was late, but fuck off. My flight was due to depart in under 30. Get your shit in gear earlier. Wait the fuck in line like everyone else or ask all of them to cut in front. Same shit happened to me at sea-tac. Always seems to be families or single women. Ships aren't sinking, nothing's on fire, fuck the women and children first policy or give me a travel voucher, bitches. Even i'm not enough of a dock to do that, and I have missed flights for just fucking being late. I never expected goddamn express treatment because I didn't plan. Ask Santa for a motherfucking alarm clock.



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