This is sure to swing Americans toward their cause

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:05 pm

Now dig this.

Wazzafuck? You run two blogs now?

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:10 pm

Oh, and does this mean no sleeping with my wife that day?

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:22 pm

Now dig this.
Wazzafuck? You run two blogs now?

Heh. The dude emailed me and asked my permission to use the graphic. Surprised me, too. I'm not accustomed to being taken seriously.

As for your wife.........................

Too many comebacks. Vapor lock.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:27 pm

Crap. Salma wants to give amnesty to the illegals.

Salma, if you have sex with me I'll reverse my position on this subject.

There. I've named the price of my integrity. 24 hours of sex with Salma Hayek.

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Post by **TheCatt** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:21 am

Now dig this.
Wazzafuck? You run two blogs now?
Heh. The dude emailed me and asked my permission to use the graphic. Surprised me, too. I'm not accustomed to being taken seriously.

As for your wife.........................

Too many comebacks. Vapor lock.

Ah, was starting to wonder if it was a Fight Club type of thing

Post by **Troy** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:48 am

Man, nice picture of Salma.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:58 pm

I think she's had some surgery or something.

Post by **GORDON** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:43 pm

Surgery to make her not want me so much.

Post by **TheCatt** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:39 pm

I think she's had some surgery or something.

Take that back or else.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:25 pm

You know she had that uni-brow lasered.

Post by **TheCatt** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:12 pm

You know she had that uni-brow lasered.

Bah.

Post by **TPRJones** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:28 pm

Hey, there's nothing wrong with a good unibrow. Kind of sexy on some women, actually.

DictionaryDave · Post by **DictionaryDave** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:54 am

"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but some thing else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt 1907

Post by **TheCatt** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:18 am

Hey, there's nothing wrong with a good unibrow. Kind of sexy on some women, actually.

I'm really starting to wonder about you.

Post by **GORDON** » Mon May 01, 2006 7:37 am

Today's the day when they people who aren't supposed to be here are going to not be doing the work they aren't supposed to be doing and not attending the schools they aren't supposed to be attending, right?

Comment on it in this thread if there is anything worth commenting on, today.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Mon May 01, 2006 7:43 am

Well, I'm sure pissed that my undocumented housekeeper didn't bring me breakfast in bed this morning. As usual.

Post by **GORDON** » Mon May 01, 2006 7:49 am

I had undocumented raisin bran this morning.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon May 01, 2006 9:20 am

Nothing to see here so far.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Mon May 01, 2006 9:34 am

There's nobody mowing the grass here at work. But that may be because they mowed it on Friday.

Post by **Leisher** » Mon May 01, 2006 1:09 pm

So we're supposed to just hand them citizenship because they're protesting, right?

What does that say to all the other people that have legally applied for citizenship?

What does it say about our laws? I'm sure a good lawyer could argue in court about the U.S. not enforcing this law so why should anyone take any of their laws seriously.

I mean, if thousands of people started protesting that child molestation shoud be legal, should we make that legal or give them amnesty?

Also, since they're so fond of telling me that I'm paying $1 less for strawberries then what will I be paying if we give them all citizenship? The savings I get because they're not legal workers will be gone.

Instead of these illegals demanding we bend over for them and give them amnesty, how about they prove they deserve it?

I say we give them until May 31st to file for citizenship. To get citizenship they must do the following by June 30th:
-Denounce their Mexican citizenship.
-Speak and read English.
-File to pay income tax on all the income they've already made illegally.
-Have a job they've held for more than 6 months.
-Have a clean criminal record.
-Have a legit address.
-Be able to prove their income is substantial enough to support themselves and any dependents.

Then we should demand that in exchange for us making these people citizens that Mexico renounce all claims to any current U.S. state and/or territory.

Then we can talk citizenship.

Oh, and while I was out for lunch I noticed that every restaurant was as busy as normal and the line at the bank was super long. Still, I'm sure the MSM is going to go out of their way to find that 1 business out of 1000 that might have felt any effect from today's protest.