Horseshit. These aren't adult. Give me real adult happy meals.
-Booze as your drink if you so choose.
-Specific hours where strippers work the drive thru or inside.
-Toys modeled on porn stars and whatever the current hot adult drama is (?)
McDonalds
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 2:19 pm
by GORDON
Nostalgia for the generation that can't grow up, and just can't even, today.
The order in app wait for other people thing has been dumb for a while, hope they resolve it
McDonalds
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 3:51 pm
by GORDON
I've seen 3 altercations about people not using the split drive-thru correctly, one of which got physical.
And I go there maybe 4 times a year.
McDonalds
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 3:52 pm
by GORDON
TheCatt wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 2:33 pm
The order in app wait for other people thing has been dumb for a while, hope they resolve it
Kinda/sorta makes sense. I don't want my food made until I get there.
I do get angry, though, when I'm in the drive-thru line waiting to say "Mobile order for GORDON" and I hear the person in front of me saying, "And for the 5th order I want...."
McDonalds
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 8:10 pm
by TheCatt
I heard something about giveaway for a McDonald's gold card. Lifetime McDonald's two meals a week or something
McDonalds
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:46 pm
by GORDON
Blech
McDonalds
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:45 pm
by Leisher
That'd actually be ok if they still had salads and healthy options.
McDonalds
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:07 pm
by GORDON
The thought of eating mcd's twice a week, forever, makes me shiver.
That being said, "Make a man a fire, you keep him warm for a night. Set him on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life." So, "lifetime free mcd's" may actually shorten your lifespan. So.
McDonalds
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:31 pm
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:07 pm
The thought of eating mcd's twice a week, forever, makes me shiver.
That being said, "Make a man a fire, you keep him warm for a night. Set him on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life." So, "lifetime free mcd's" may actually shorten your lifespan. So.
well you do t HAVE to go every week
McDonalds
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:33 pm
by Leisher
GORDON wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:07 pm
So, "lifetime free mcd's" may actually shorten your lifespan.
The current menu? Yep.
Take it back a ways to when Supersize Me came out? Nope. Back then they had healthy options and the food was mostly food and not chemicals. Supersize Me was fraudulent about how they portrayed the guy's weight gain. (He stopped working out, never chose healthy food options, etc.) Meanwhile, there was a counter documentary made where the guy started working out and chose all healthy options there and got the opposite results.