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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2020 3:47 pm
by GORDON
I was not aware it was a parody account.

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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2020 3:52 pm
by Leisher
You should follow it. Pretty funny stuff.

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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 9:15 pm
by TheCatt
Dude steals election sign. Then steals paper reporting it.

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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 1:38 pm
by Leisher
Guys risks $8,600 to win $8.60.

That sort of dumb shit should be an immediate red flag for the IRS. If you're that stupid with money, you're probably doing illegal stuff.

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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 1:41 pm
by Cakedaddy
How do I sign up to cover the $8.60 side of that bet?

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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 3:19 pm
by Leisher
Buy a casino.

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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2020 11:49 pm
by Leisher
Fuck anyone who thinks the firefighters are in the wrong here.

https://youtu.be/LnXBHt0YBco

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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:22 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Fuck anyone who thinks the firefighters are in the wrong here.
Seriously. I've seen one of these before, and guess what - You don't park there.

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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:26 am
by GORDON
Yeah but what if the person makes minimum wage and just decides FUCK IT I'm parking closer?

Heh. JK

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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 10:07 pm
by Leisher

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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 10:32 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:
To be fair...
The idea of amending constitutions at regular intervals dates back to Thomas Jefferson. In a famous letter, he wrote that we should “provide in our constitution for its revision at stated periods.” “[E]ach generation” should have the “solemn opportunity” to update the constitution “every nineteen or twenty years,” thus allowing it to “be handed on, with periodical repairs, from generation to generation, to the end of time.”
I mean, it's impossible, I would think, to be "wrong about everything," but I have no idea what the Grave Institute is? (Bad roads?)

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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 10:40 pm
by Leisher
Oh, I'm aware of what Jefferson said. Amendments are cool.

And this might shock you, but here's what the Gravel Institute is according to their Twitter:
The gravel institute makes short videos spreading left ideas.

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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:36 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Oh, I'm aware of what Jefferson said. Amendments are cool.

And this might shock you, but here's what the Gravel Institute is according to their Twitter:
The gravel institute makes short videos spreading left ideas.
I read their website, briefly. They want direct democracy, and socialized economy.

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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:19 pm
by Leisher
https://youtu.be/jPgsOMjEJ4o

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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2020 3:14 pm
by Leisher
It went right over her head.

https://youtu.be/sh3ZROKiVls

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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2020 3:25 pm
by TheCatt
In college, I (sometimes) asked if women could touch their hands behind their back (straight arms to make them work a little harder)

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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 9:15 pm
by TheCatt
Dude gets mad at 5 year old kid, tells him to get out of the car, on the side of a highway, at 8pm at night, on a rainy night. Tragedy ensues

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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 9:55 pm
by GORDON
TheCatt wrote: Dude gets mad at 5 year old kid, tells him to get out of the car, on the side of a highway, at 8pm at night, on a rainy night. Tragedy ensues
Death penalty.

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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:57 pm
by Leisher
Let's lighten it up after that sadness...

Does anyone else feel it and twitch when they see shit like this?

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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:34 am
by TheCatt
Yes.