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I was not aware it was a parody account.
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You should follow it. Pretty funny stuff.
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Dude steals election sign. Then steals paper reporting it.
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Guys risks $8,600 to win $8.60.

That sort of dumb shit should be an immediate red flag for the IRS. If you're that stupid with money, you're probably doing illegal stuff.
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How do I sign up to cover the $8.60 side of that bet?
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Buy a casino.
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Fuck anyone who thinks the firefighters are in the wrong here.

https://youtu.be/LnXBHt0YBco
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Leisher wrote: Fuck anyone who thinks the firefighters are in the wrong here.
Seriously. I've seen one of these before, and guess what - You don't park there.
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Yeah but what if the person makes minimum wage and just decides FUCK IT I'm parking closer?

Heh. JK
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Leisher wrote:
To be fair...
The idea of amending constitutions at regular intervals dates back to Thomas Jefferson. In a famous letter, he wrote that we should “provide in our constitution for its revision at stated periods.” “[E]ach generation” should have the “solemn opportunity” to update the constitution “every nineteen or twenty years,” thus allowing it to “be handed on, with periodical repairs, from generation to generation, to the end of time.”
I mean, it's impossible, I would think, to be "wrong about everything," but I have no idea what the Grave Institute is? (Bad roads?)
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Oh, I'm aware of what Jefferson said. Amendments are cool.

And this might shock you, but here's what the Gravel Institute is according to their Twitter:
The gravel institute makes short videos spreading left ideas.
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Leisher wrote: Oh, I'm aware of what Jefferson said. Amendments are cool.

And this might shock you, but here's what the Gravel Institute is according to their Twitter:
The gravel institute makes short videos spreading left ideas.
I read their website, briefly. They want direct democracy, and socialized economy.
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https://youtu.be/jPgsOMjEJ4o
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It went right over her head.

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In college, I (sometimes) asked if women could touch their hands behind their back (straight arms to make them work a little harder)
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Dude gets mad at 5 year old kid, tells him to get out of the car, on the side of a highway, at 8pm at night, on a rainy night. Tragedy ensues
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TheCatt wrote: Dude gets mad at 5 year old kid, tells him to get out of the car, on the side of a highway, at 8pm at night, on a rainy night. Tragedy ensues
Death penalty.
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Let's lighten it up after that sadness...

Does anyone else feel it and twitch when they see shit like this?
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Yes.
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